Wrong answer - game thread

[entitled]

because the cucumber is too tired...

with all those potatoes, why didn't the Irish invent vodka first?

They were too busy with the bourbon.

Why didn't they have any taste and drink rum instead?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

They were too busy with the bourbon.

Why didn't they have any taste and drink rum instead?

The import tax from Tierra del Fuego was a little too high.

Why is that dancing banana smilie so damn addictive?

 

[Guest]

The import tax from Tierra del Fuego was a little too high.

Why is that dancing banana smilie so damn addictive?

Because to some, it is a phallic symbol.


Why do Saturday morning cartoons start Friday night? (read - why is my son awake while the stars are still shining brightly?)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Because to some, it is a phallic symbol.


Why do Saturday morning cartoons start Friday night? (read - why is my son awake while the stars are still shining brightly?)

Because if they started on Sunday, we would already have missed them by the time the football game started.


How do my cats know the exact moment that I sit down on the computer to write and when to get in my lap?

 

[Guest]

Because if they started on Sunday, we would already have missed them by the time the football game started.


How do my cats know the exact moment that I sit down on the computer to write and when to get in my lap?

There's never a bad time for pussy.

Why do politicians always lie?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

There's never a bad time for pussy.

Why do politicians always lie?

They don't. They've all just been given bad intelligence . . . by their DNA.

Why are movie nachos so addictive?

 

[cloudy]

They don't. They've all just been given bad intelligence . . . by their DNA.

Why are movie nachos so addictive?

because of the subliminal messages in the movie.

Why can't he just forget where we live?

 

[zeb1094]

because of the subliminal messages in the movie.

Why can't he just forget where we live?

Because men don't need to stop for directions!


What is the square root of one?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Because men don't need to stop for directions!


What is the square root of one?

A circular branch of two.

Who's winning?

 

[zeb1094]

A circular branch of two.

Who's winning?

It not whether you win or lose it's how badly you cheat that counts.


Who Care?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It not whether you win or lose it's how badly you cheat that counts.


Who Care?

The guy that lives in the basement of the bait shop.

How many roads must a man (or quadruped) walk down?

 

[zeb1094]

The guy that lives in the basement of the bait shop.

How many roads must a man (or quadruped) walk down?

Just one with many, many branches that take you on the path to enlightenment to the promised land, oh wait I saw that it was closed for the winter.


What's a runner in the night?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Just one with many, many branches that take you on the path to enlightenment to the promised land, oh wait I saw that it was closed for the winter.


What's a runner in the night?

Roadkill

What's the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon?

 

[Guest]

Roadkill

What's the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon?

Sleeping after sex.

(sorry - can't joke about that one - that's a given!


What's the best way to spend Friday night?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

What's the best way to spend Friday night?

a garter belt, a cat o nine tails and a fur muff


Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[rgraham666]

a garter belt, a cat o nine tails and a fur muff


Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

(Whistles innocently)

What's the best thing to do on a Monday night?

 

[Just-Legal]

(Whistles innocently)

What's the best thing to do on a Monday night?

Your homework.

Should alcohol be illegal?

 

[Norajane]

Your homework.

Should alcohol be illegal?

Only when combined with karaoke.

Is it real or is it Memorex?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Only when combined with karaoke.

Is it real or is it Memorex?

It's by BASF, so it sounds better and looks better and has more color and is faster, but it's not really by them, they just add to things.

How can you get rabbits to live together without..fuckinglike bunnies?

 

[Guest]

It's by BASF, so it sounds better and looks better and has more color and is faster, but it's not really by them, they just add to things.

How can you get rabbits to live together without..fuckinglike bunnies?

Show them reruns of the 700 Club.

Why do litter boxes stink so much?
(How can something smelling as sweetly as cream go in one end and come out the other with an odor that has us running out of the house?)

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Show them reruns of the 700 Club.

Why do litter boxes stink so much?
(How can something smelling as sweetly as cream go in one end and come out the other with an odor that has us running out of the house?)

It's sent to Clevland for Processing.

HOw do fleas manage to survive anything you throw at them and still not have taken over the world?

 

[Guest]

It's sent to Clevland for Processing.

HOw do fleas manage to survive anything you throw at them and still not have taken over the world?

They could if they would only organize their forces behind one single leader.

(We're battling this right now. Our vet has good stuff that works - but it's damn expensive!)

Why does a white cat always sleep on a black shirt?

 

[Guest]

They could if they would only organize their forces behind one single leader.

(We're battling this right now. Our vet has good stuff that works - but it's damn expensive!)

Why does a white cat always sleep on a black shirt?

Because polka dots make him dizzy.

If I wear pink underwear, is it Thursday?

 

[joeys-game]

Because polka dots make him dizzy.

If I wear pink underwear, is it Thursday?

Not unless its raining.


What sound do trees make when they lie?

 

[Guest]

Not unless its raining.


What sound do trees make when they lie?

They don't unless their covered up.

Do dogs know how to count?