Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
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- Mar 24, 2007
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They're all-natural, made of real girl scouts.
When does the party start?
7 p.m. near Fox Valley Mall
Need a ride?
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They're all-natural, made of real girl scouts.
When does the party start?
They're all-natural, made of real girl scouts.
When does the party start?
7 p.m. near Fox Valley Mall
Need a ride?
Come get me, baby.
What does a gal have to do to get a neck rub around here?
Be within reach of my arms and ask
How do I get you within reach of my arms?
If I can manage to get my butt to Chicago...
How do I manage to get my butt to Chicago?
Drive on I-55 North, Ride on Amtrak or Fly United
How do we get you hear sooner?
Would night be too soon? Is that "here" or "hear"?
No and here
Do you like split pea soup?

Blech...
Do you like hot, steamy... hors d’oeuvres?
With bacon
How about we just meet for drinks in the middle?
Sounds like a plan.
Shall I bring anything?
just your sexy little self
How much money should I bring for the bar tab?
Not much.
I don't think we'll be staying long, do you?
Should I be looking at room rates?
(Works for both)
Most certainly.
Will your wife mind?
You'd have to ask her
Does $75 a night sound expensive?
Depends on whether there's a hottub.
Are we getting a hottub?
Only a hot tub by the pool ... sorry
How soon can you escape?
When do you want me?
15 minutes ago
What about the big, heavily armed husband?
He's not exactly equiped to follow a flying broom.
Are you ready for me?
Well, I'd have to get dressed to leave the house
Is that a problem?
Nope. Just be quick. I'll be there in an hour.
Where should I go?
You tell me?