Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

Nipple clamps.

Do you like my piercings?

Certainly. Makes it easy for me to hook a leash to.

Why are my feet so cold?

 

[DesertPirate]

Certainly. Makes it easy for me to hook a leash to.

Why are my feet so cold?

It's the insulated boots


Why do I get better looking every day?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's the insulated boots


Why do I get better looking every day?

Hadn't noticed.

I've been cheated, been mistreated. When will I be loved?

 

[DesertPirate]

Hadn't noticed.

I've been cheated, been mistreated. When will I be loved?

When you get to the Blue Bayou

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

 

[john-the-author]

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

Because it's a low-lying perennial herb that's commonly used as a ground cover in some neighborhoods.

If it's true that everyone talks about the weather, why is it that no-one does anything about it?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Because it's a low-lying perennial herb that's commonly used as a ground cover in some neighborhoods.

If it's true that everyone talks about the weather, why is it that no-one does anything about it?

because teh weather is a lazy bastard.

How do you make a sandwich?

 

[john-the-author]

How do you make a sandwich?

It's a complex process that involves a trip to the beach and a broom.

Is there anything good on TV tonight?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It's a complex process that involves a trip to the beach and a broom.

Is there anything good on TV tonight?

How would I know what's on your tv ... do I look like an interior designer?
(Works for both)

 

[john-the-author]

Do I look like an interior designer?

I dunno; would you walk for me?
(works for both)

 

[SweetWitch]

I dunno; would you walk for me?
(works for both)

My feet hurt.

Is it the weekend yet?

 

[Guest]

My feet hurt.

Is it the weekend yet?

No, which is OK... it's supposed to be soup.

Is it soup yet?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, which is OK... it's supposed to be soup.

Is it soup yet?

Nope. It's rich, chocolatey fudge.

Would you like some fudge?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Fudge lobsters please!

What color is teal?

 

[john-the-author]

Would you like some fudge?

I'm taking the Babe out for Thai food.

And where the hell's my wallet?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm taking the Babe out for Thai food.

And where the hell's my wallet?

I think you left it on my bedside table.

When does the fun start?

 

[john-the-author]

I think you left it on my bedside table.

When does the fun start?

Probably seconds after I tell the Babe I left my wallet on your bedside table.

I went for pizza instead of Thai food. You want anchovies with that?

 

[SweetWitch]

Probably seconds after I tell the Babe I left my wallet on your bedside table.

I went for pizza instead of Thai food. You want anchovies with that?

Dead fish? Sure.

You want fries with that?

 

[john-the-author]

Dead fish? Sure.

You want fries with that?

You really like little rancid dead fish, too?!?
(both)

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

You really like little rancid dead fish, too?!?
(both)

Cats LOVE dead fishes

Where can i buy more gum?

 

[SweetWitch]

Cats LOVE dead fishes

Where can i buy more gum?

Was that gum, or cum?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Was that gum, or cum?

Um.. gum. Yes. Gum.

Well?

 

[SweetWitch]

Um.. gum. Yes. Gum.

Well?

I wouldn't know. I don't chew gum.

Why am I so tired now?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

I wouldn't know. I don't chew gum.

Why am I so tired now?

Sleep is for the weak!

Who needs sleep anyways?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sleep is for the weak!

Who needs sleep anyways?

Me.

Will you sleep well?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Me.

Will you sleep well?

When i do, sure. No boogieman or anything

Who does the boogieman chase after?