Wrong answer - game thread

[starrkers]

I choo-choo-choose you.

How do you tune out the voices?

Use someting big and yellow that honks three times

Why is kids' TV so lame?

 

[SweetWitch]

I choo-choo-choose you.

How do you tune out the voices?

Copious amounts of vodka.

Can I kill cupid?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Use someting big and yellow that honks three times

Why is kids' TV so lame?

Because they know kids are easy to impress

Copious amounts of vodka.

Can I kill cupid?

Sure ... but's it's difficult, as he can only be killed by a broken arrow

Why am I laughing so hysterically?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because they know kids are easy to impress



Sure ... but's it's difficult, as he can only be killed by a broken arrow

Why am I laughing so hysterically?

Insanity runs in your family.

Anyone have a broken arrow?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Insanity runs in your family.

Anyone have a broken arrow?

I know where there's a broken Pace-Arrow

Why doesn't George of the Jungle ever watch out for that tree?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I know where there's a broken Pace-Arrow

Why doesn't George of the Jungle ever watch out for that tree?

He's extremely nearsighted

Why did "The Birds" attack?

 

[SweetWitch]

I know where there's a broken Pace-Arrow

Why doesn't George of the Jungle ever watch out for that tree?

Vertigo.

Can I bid you good night?

 

[TE999]

Vertigo.

Can I bid you good night?

I'll see your good night and raise you sweet dreams.


Why doesn't all the political rhetoric have any substance--just empty promises?

 

[sweetness6280]

I'll see your good night and raise you sweet dreams.


Why doesn't all the political rhetoric have any substance--just empty promises?

Because politicians are still existing in the primordial ooze.

Why are my hands slippery?

 

[TE999]

Because politicians are still existing in the primordial ooze.

Why are my hands slippery?

Because mine are too.

Why is skin so smooth and warm?

 

[sweetness6280]

Because mine are too.

Why is skin so smooth and warm?

Because its more fun to caress than cold and bumpy.

Why is it called a blow job?

 

[TE999]

Because its more fun to caress than cold and bumpy.

Why is it called a blow job?

DamifIno--when you are supposed to suck.

What is more arousing, foreplay or going like animals?

 

[sweetness6280]

DamifIno--when you are supposed to suck.

What is more arousing, foreplay or going like animals?

Foreplay, its all about the journey.

Wanna take a trip?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Foreplay, its all about the journey.

Wanna take a trip?

Agorophobia



Whose idea was this fattening chocolate holiday anyway!?

 

[DesertPirate]

Agorophobia



Whose idea was this fattening chocolate holiday anyway!?

florists


is romance dead?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

florists


is romance dead?

A drive-by chocolating.



Is the person who invented "Jenga" a multi-millionaire or just a millionaire?

 

[DesertPirate]

A drive-by chocolating.



Is the person who invented "Jenga" a multi-millionaire or just a millionaire?

broke, blew it all on chocolate

where is lunch?

 

[john-the-author]

where is lunch?

It's beans and franks at the school cafeteria today. Get on the big yellow thing that honks three times.

Spit or swallow?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

It's beans and franks at the school cafeteria today. Get on the big yellow thing that honks three times.

Spit or swallow?

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Where is the can opener?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Where is the can opener?

Last seen in Deluth, Minn driving a 1951 DeSoto..

When will you stop dying your hair?

 

[john-the-author]

When will you stop dying your hair?

When the last hair is gone, I'm still gonna tint my scalp.

Should I bring the banjo or the accordion?

 

[DesertPirate]

When the last hair is gone, I'm still gonna tint my scalp.

Should I bring the banjo or the accordion?

Tuba


how many to a party room?

 

[john-the-author]

how many to a party room?

With or without oil?
(works for both)

 

[SweetWitch]

With or without oil?
(works for both)

Lube, anyone? (works for both)

 

[only_more_so]

Lube, anyone? (works for both)

I've had about a quart too many already.

Did you do anything (or anyone) for St. Valentine's day?