Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

I've had about a quart too many already.

Did you do anything (or anyone) for St. Valentine's day?

Sore subject.

Is cupid dead yet?

 

[MarshAlien]

Sore subject.

Is cupid dead yet?

Christmas Day will always be, just as long as we have we.

How 'bout them Cubs?

 

[Trombonus]

Christmas Day will always be, just as long as we have we.

How 'bout them Cubs?

They go really well with barbecue sauce. mmm.

What is the square root of 81?

 

[SweetWitch]

Christmas Day will always be, just as long as we have we.

How 'bout them Cubs?

Don't change the subject.

When is it too much?

 

[MarshAlien]

They go really well with barbecue sauce. mmm.

What is the square root of 81?

You mean she's not a real blonde?????

What time does the 4:20 leave tonight?

 

[SweetWitch]

You mean she's not a real blonde?????

What time does the 4:20 leave tonight?

10:12 PM.

What's your name again?

 

[MarshAlien]

10:12 PM.

What's your name again?

Bond. Bearer Bond.

May I speak to the man of the house please?

 

[SweetWitch]

Bond. Bearer Bond.

May I speak to the man of the house please?

There ain't no man in this house.

Will you take me to your leader?

 

[MarshAlien]

There ain't no man in this house.

Will you take me to your leader?

I always forget whether a liter or a quart is bigger.

Did you bag the limit this season yet?

 

[SweetWitch]

I always forget whether a liter or a quart is bigger.

Did you bag the limit this season yet?

No. Still have three more to kill.

Vodka or Whiskey?

 

[MarshAlien]

No. Still have three more to kill.

Vodka or Whiskey?

<hic> 'scuse me.

Why is it a slow gin fizz? What's so slow about the fizz?

 

[SweetWitch]

<hic> 'scuse me.

Why is it a slow gin fizz? What's so slow about the fizz?

It's sloe gin...

Where's the damned bartender?

 

[MarshAlien]

It's sloe gin...

Where's the damned bartender?

Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, but they don't last long if they try.

If 8 inches is so important, how come it isn't a "prime" number?

 

[SweetWitch]

Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, but they don't last long if they try.

If 8 inches is so important, how come it isn't a "prime" number?

The proof isn't in the numbers, but the technique.

Just exactly where is Bumfuck?

 

[MarshAlien]

The proof isn't in the numbers, but the technique.

Just exactly where is Bumfuck?

I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Has this fish been previously frozen?

 

[Trombonus]

The proof isn't in the numbers, but the technique.

Just exactly where is Bumfuck?

Just click your heels and say "There's no place like Bumfick" three times and you'll see.

Got any candy?

 

[SweetWitch]

Just click your heels and say "There's no place like Bumfick" three times and you'll see.

Got any candy?

Yes, but I'm not sharing.

I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Has this fish been previously frozen?

It's winter. Duh.

How come this stain won't come out of the carpeting?

 

[MarshAlien]

Just click your heels and say "There's no place like Bumfick" three times and you'll see.

Got any candy?

It's not that small.

In order to determine the circumference of a pie, do you have to use pi? Isn't that a little too obvious?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's not that small.

In order to determine the circumference of a pie, do you have to use pi? Isn't that a little too obvious?

Just eat the damned thing and leave math out of it.

Do you think bleach will work?

 

[MarshAlien]

Just eat the damned thing and leave math out of it.

Do you think bleach will work?

There's nowhere I'd rather be right now. Ah yes, an afternoon at the bleach.

Why have I never seen Charo at the Academy Awards? Jealousy?

 

[SweetWitch]

There's nowhere I'd rather be right now. Ah yes, an afternoon at the bleach.

Why have I never seen Charo at the Academy Awards? Jealousy?

No. Her back is destroyed from carrying around those boobs.

Why haven't I ever seen you at the Academy Awards?

 

[DesertPirate]

No. Her back is destroyed from carrying around those boobs.

Why haven't I ever seen you at the Academy Awards?

They haven't gone foriegn enough

Did I win for best hair?

 

[SweetWitch]

They haven't gone foriegn enough

Did I win for best hair?

No. You got best fire hazzard.

Why am I here?

 

[DesertPirate]

No. You got best fire hazzard.

Why am I here?

because you hate us


why do I love it?

 

[john-the-author]

why do I love it?

Nipple clamps.

Do you like my piercings?