Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

When i do, sure. No boogieman or anything

Who does the boogieman chase after?

Vestal virgins

What is this funk growing in the refrigerator?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Vestal virgins

What is this funk growing in the refrigerator?

A hispanic family from Tiajuana.

When will summer come (or cum or whatever)? I'm tired of this cold shit.

 

[SweetWitch]

A hispanic family from Tiajuana.

When will summer come (or cum or whatever)? I'm tired of this cold shit.

Summer has decided to boycott us this year.

How did this mess get started?

 

[john-the-author]

Summer has decided to boycott us this year.

How did this mess get started?

There seems to be some confusion about that, but reports agree that it involved the surviving cast of McHale's Navy, a pastrami sandwich with extra mustard, and a 1951 DeSoto driving towards Duluth.

Sweet Jesus, honeybunch, do we have any more coffee this morning?

 

[SweetWitch]

There seems to be some confusion about that, but reports agree that it involved the surviving cast of McHale's Navy, a pastrami sandwich with extra mustard, and a 1951 DeSoto driving towards Duluth.

Sweet Jesus, honeybunch, do we have any more coffee this morning?

Gave it up for lent.

Why am I giving things up for lent when I'm not even Catholic?

 

[john-the-author]

Gave it up for lent.

Why am I giving things up for lent when I'm not even Catholic?

You like the sense of submission and punishment for no good reason.

The Babe's out the door for the 3-day weekend. What shall I do this weekend?

 

[SweetWitch]

You like the sense of submission and punishment for no good reason.

The Babe's out the door for the 3-day weekend. What shall I do this weekend?

Why don't you get laid?

 

[john-the-author]

Why don't you get laid?

Are you offering?
(both)

 

[SweetWitch]

Are you offering?
(both)

Sure.

How are you with well-armed husbands?

 

[john-the-author]

Sure.

How are you with well-armed husbands?

I was really only interested in you, actually.

Holy crud, is it noon already?

 

[SweetWitch]

I was really only interested in you, actually.

Holy crud, is it noon already?

After, actually.

How interested are you?

 

[only_more_so]

After, actually.

How interested are you?

You're jedi mind tricks won't work on me.

Is it really so unhealthy to eat cookie dough?

 

[SweetWitch]

You're jedi mind tricks won't work on me.

Is it really so unhealthy to eat cookie dough?

If it tastes good, who cares?

(works for both)

 

[Emperor_Nero]

If it tastes good, who cares?

(works for both)

No one but your mother

I'm out of coffee ... what do I do to get started today?

 

[SweetWitch]

No one but your mother

I'm out of coffee ... what do I do to get started today?

Come to my place for a cup of English tea... and an eye-opener.

Did you know you're my favorite playmate?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Come to my place for a cup of English tea... and an eye-opener.

Did you know you're my favorite playmate?

But I've never appeared in Playboy

What should I do today?

 

[SweetWitch]

But I've never appeared in Playboy

What should I do today?

Do I really have to answer that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Do I really have to answer that?

Yes you do!
(and can I get you under oath first??)
So, what should I do today?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes you do!
(and can I get you under oath first??)
So, what should I do today?

Come on over here and I'll treat you to something special.

Wanna know what it is?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Come on over here and I'll treat you to something special.

Wanna know what it is?

I'm intrigued

Are you going to tell me?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm intrigued

Are you going to tell me?

Later. I need a nap now.

Have a good after noon, will you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Later. I need a nap now.

Have a good after noon, will you?

Most definitely

Will you have a good nap?

 

[SweetWitch]

Most definitely

Will you have a good nap?

I tried. Sigh.

Why can't I sleep?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I tried. Sigh.

Why can't I sleep?

I've got an Ambien around here somewhere

Why are girl scout cookies so tasty?

 

[SweetWitch]

I've got an Ambien around here somewhere

Why are girl scout cookies so tasty?

They're all-natural, made of real girl scouts.

When does the party start?