Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2007
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Aren't you the one with the reservations?
Nothing booked yet sweetie ... guess we need to make sure we're picking the same middle
Are we?
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Aren't you the one with the reservations?
Nothing booked yet sweetie ... guess we need to make sure we're picking the same middle
Are we?
Just pick a place already. Damn. It's getting almost too late to be out on a broom.
You know how cold it is out there?
Colder than a witches tit?
A witch's tit ain't cold, baby. It burns with the fire of the sun.
Have you ever been burnt?
Not by the fire of the sun
Maybe we should postpone until we're aided by the warmth of the sun?
Frightened?
Perhaps
Do you have permission for me to come out and play?
I didn't bother asking.
Should I have?
She has the car keys
Does that answer your question?
Sigh.
Does that mean tonight is out?
Possibly ... and I'm also free tomorrow
But you'd have to talk with her?
Yep
Do you think she bites?
No, but...
What do you think she'll say?
You'll never know unless you ask
Do you think she might surprise you?
No. I think she'll be smart enough to keep a gem like you to herself.
Chocolate with strawberries or raspberries?
Bananas
Want a chocolate-dipped banana?
Depends.
How much do you enjoy chocolate on melon?

Chocolate tastes good on everything
Do you enjoy chocolate on melon?
I prefer chocolate covered nanas.
Chocolate sauce or melted chocolate?
Sauce ... melted can burn
Should I go be a good dad and edit an English paper?
Of course.
Will you come back?
I'll do my best
How long should a three-page rhetorical analysis take to edit?