Wrong answer - game thread

[TE999]

It's tomorrow!

Where are you?

Behind the door.


Why are there less 'flying saucer' sightings now that everyone has a camcorder and a digital camera?

 

[SweetWitch]

Behind the door.


Why are there less 'flying saucer' sightings now that everyone has a camcorder and a digital camera?

Aliens are camera shy.

Is more snow about to hit?

 

[john-the-author]

Is more snow about to hit?

I think it's just going to go for "gentle caresses" this evening.

Why won't my stepson get a clue?

 

[SweetWitch]

I think it's just going to go for "gentle caresses" this evening.

Why won't my stepson get a clue?

Testosterone poisoning.

Was that off-sides?

 

[john-the-author]

Testosterone poisoning.

Was that off-sides?

I didn't see a yellow flag on the play, so that probably covers it.

I'm going to take a bath. Care to join me?

 

[SweetWitch]

I didn't see a yellow flag on the play, so that probably covers it.

I'm going to take a bath. Care to join me?

With bubbles?

 

[john-the-author]

With bubbles?

No, I had noodles for dinner last night.

Should I get more coffee or just take a nap and have done with it?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, I had noodles for dinner last night.

Should I get more coffee or just take a nap and have done with it?

Nap. It's good for the soul.

Is it nap time already?

 

[glynndah]

Nap. It's good for the soul.

Is it nap time already?

Not until it turns blue.


Didn't we already do this?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Not until it turns blue.


Didn't we already do this?

Is there anything that hasn't been done before?
(works for both)

 

[SweetWitch]

Is there anything that hasn't been done before?
(works for both)

Me. (Sorry. Couldn't resist. )

Who ever said that life was easy?

 

[glynndah]

Me. (Sorry. Couldn't resist. )

Who ever said that life was easy?

That weird dude in the back row.


Who ate the last bite?

 

[SweetWitch]

That weird dude in the back row.


Who ate the last bite?

The same weird dude.

Should we make more?

 

[glynndah]

The same weird dude.

Should we make more?

The cat's still just sitting there.

Isn't it dark yet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The cat's still just sitting there.

Isn't it dark yet?

Not at the South Pole

When will the weather improve?

 

[only_more_so]

Not at the South Pole

When will the weather improve?

We should hit a Maunder Minimum in a decade or so. Well, that's more a climate thing...

Have you ever squeezed the Charmin?

 

[glynndah]

We should hit a Maunder Minimum in a decade or so. Well, that's more a climate thing...

Have you ever squeezed the Charmin?

I prefer the purple ones.


Is it through shuddering?

 

[SweetWitch]

We should hit a Maunder Minimum in a decade or so. Well, that's more a climate thing...

Have you ever squeezed the Charmin?

Nope. Don't want her to squeeze back.

Whatever happened to Davey Jones?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Nope. Don't want her to squeeze back.

Whatever happened to Davey Jones?

Some bully stuffed him in a locker

What's your favorite animal named band?

 

[SweetWitch]

Some bully stuffed him in a locker

What's your favorite animal named band?

Adam and the Ants.

Who shot the sheriff?

 

[DesertPirate]

Adam and the Ants.

Who shot the sheriff?

Billy the Kid

Is Marley spinning in his grave?

 

[TE999]

Billy the Kid

Is Marley spinning in his grave?

Nope--his dreadlocks are caught in the lid.

Why is freedom just another word for nothing left to lose?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Nope--his dreadlocks are caught in the lid.

Why is freedom just another word for nothing left to lose?

Because freedom's all that Bobby left me

Did anyone really find a thrill on Blueberry Hill?

 

[DesertPirate]

Because freedom's all that Bobby left me

Did anyone really find a thrill on Blueberry Hill?

Yes I did

Will you still need me when I'm 64?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes I did

Will you still need me when I'm 64?

Of course ... that's only like ... next week, right

Black, white, green, red, can I take my friend to bed?