Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

That wascally wabbit right there.

Why are ducks so daffy?

Trying to uphold an image.

Is it spring yet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Trying to uphold an image.

Is it spring yet?

Not quite

Is spring when love blooms?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Not quite

Is spring when love blooms?

No, but bloomers are where love springs.

Do you come equipped with an organic towel hook?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, but bloomers are where love springs.

Do you come equipped with an organic towel hook?

No, but I have an amazing top shelf.

Where have you been hiding?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

No, but I have an amazing top shelf.

Where have you been hiding?

I painted myself bronze and pretended to be a statue in Central Park.

Why do cats ask you to open doors for them and then not go through them?

 

[SweetWitch]

I painted myself bronze and pretended to be a statue in Central Park.

Why do cats ask you to open doors for them and then not go through them?

Obedience training.

Is it working?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I painted myself bronze and pretended to be a statue in Central Park.

Why do cats ask you to open doors for them and then not go through them?

They like drafts

Are cats actually planning to take over the world?

 

[SweetWitch]

They like drafts

Are cats actually planning to take over the world?

Mine's the ring-leader.

Why do I always feel like purring when you walk in the room?

 

[TE999]

Mine's the ring-leader.

Why do I always feel like purring when you walk in the room?

The sardines in his pockets?

Do cats always land on their feet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The sardines in his pockets?

Do cats always land on their feet?

Only the coordinated ones

What's for dessert?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Only the coordinated ones

What's for dessert?

Something long and cream-filled. You know, like an eclair.

Would anyone like some toast?

 

[TE999]

Something long and cream-filled. You know, like an eclair.

Would anyone like some toast?

With peanut butter? Yeah!

How many basic food groups are there--really?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

With peanut butter? Yeah!

How many basic food groups are there--really?

Two -- fattening and bland

Why do you say goodbye when I say hello?

 

[SweetWitch]

With peanut butter? Yeah!

How many basic food groups are there--really?

2. Chocolate and vodka.

Does anyone have any chocolate?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

2. Chocolate and vodka.

Does anyone have any chocolate?

It's all over my ice cream

Why do you say goodbye when I say hello?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's all over my ice cream

Why do you say goodbye when I say hello?

Schedule conflicts.

Are you telling me hello now?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Schedule conflicts.

Are you telling me hello now?

Greetings

Is it true that all you need is love?

 

[TE999]

Greetings

Is it true that all you need is love?

Nope-happiness is a warm gun.

Is that a silver hammer in your hand?

 

[Guest]

Nope-happiness is a warm gun.

Is that a silver hammer in your hand?

No, I'm just happy to see you.

What ho, Merry Elf?

 

[TE999]

No, I'm just happy to see you.

What ho, Merry Elf?

Hi Santa. The one in the fishnet stockings.

Are strawberry fields really forever?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, I'm just happy to see you.

What ho, Merry Elf?

Bite me.

Finish this sentence: Happiness is... ?

 

[SweetWitch]

Hi Santa. The one in the fishnet stockings.

Are strawberry fields really forever?

Is there chocolate involved?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Bite me.

Finish this sentence: Happiness is... ?

A warm gun ... Tom just said that

How long does it take to get across the universe?

 

[SweetWitch]

A warm gun ... Tom just said that

How long does it take to get across the universe?

Depends on who's trying to make me see stars.

How long is your "universe"?

 

[Guest]

Hi Santa. The one in the fishnet stockings.

Are strawberry fields really forever?

Yes, unless they get in a jam.

Age before beauty, or pearls before swine?