Wrong answer - game thread

[sweetness6280]

Valium.

How come there are so many old song references on this thread?

Because it's not as easy to reference the Black Eyed Peas "My Humps".

But, am I too sexy for my shirt?

 

[TE999]

Because it's not as easy to reference the Black Eyed Peas "My Humps".

But, am I too sexy for my shirt?

You are sexier without it.

Why are there so many women--and so little time?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

You are sexier without it.

Why are there so many women--and so little time?

Because the time maker has been slacking off... because of the women

What is Pine-sol: Pine, or Sol?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because the time maker has been slacking off... because of the women

What is Pine-sol: Pine, or Sol?

Pine oil 10 - 20%, Isopropyl alcohol 4 - 7%, Alkyl alcohol ethoxylates and eye of newt.

When they tried to make her go to rehab, why did she say no, no, no?

 

[DesertPirate]

Pine oil 10 - 20%, Isopropyl alcohol 4 - 7%, Alkyl alcohol ethoxylates and eye of newt.

When they tried to make her go to rehab, why did she say no, no, no?

She thought they were talking about sex.



Why are celebrities so important?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

She thought they were talking about sex.



Why are celebrities so important?

Because their life stories gives your mind a workout.

Who was the genius that decided a Starbucks was necessary at every street corner?

 

[john-the-author]

Who was the genius that decided a Starbucks was necessary at every street corner?

Somebody who was really, really tired.

Why won't my car start?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Somebody who was really, really tired.

Why won't my car start?

It's cold ... wrap it up in a blanket and tell it you love it

Is there someplace you'd rather be?

 

[john-the-author]

Is there someplace you'd rather be?

I'd rather be descending like a locust on a field of sleeping thighs.

Will you violate me in the violate time in the vilest way you know?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'd rather be descending like a locust on a field of sleeping thighs.

Will you violate me in the violate time in the vilest way you know?

Violet is your color.


Who thought up the idea of "colorizing" movies - and why??

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Violet is your color.


Who thought up the idea of "colorizing" movies - and why??

A guy named Bob that awoke from a nap in the middle of a classic movie marathon and suddenly thought he had gone color blind

What's your favorite movie?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

A guy named Bob that awoke from a nap in the middle of a classic movie marathon and suddenly thought he had gone color blind

What's your favorite movie?

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

What movie do you hate the most?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

What movie do you hate the most?

Ishtar

Why won't Bill Bailey come home?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Because he was hanged beside Tom Dooley.

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and nobody's around to see it does it make a sound?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Because he was hanged beside Tom Dooley.

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and nobody's around to see it does it make a sound?

I shall answer it with another question!

If you fall and no one was around, does it still hurt?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I shall answer it with another question!

If you fall and no one was around, does it still hurt?

Even worse, because there's no one to kiss it and make it better

Who was your favorite Marx Brother?

 

[john-the-author]

Who was your favorite Marx Brother?

Gummo.

So, why a duck?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Because all the geese had already flown south

Why does food take twice as long to cook when everybody's hungry?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because all the geese had already flown south

Why does food take twice as long to cook when everybody's hungry?

Deep down, food's a tease

How low can you go?

 

[john-the-author]

How low can you go?

Lower than whale shit, but I'd never vote Republican.

Mary Ann or Ginger?

 

[Trombonus]

Lower than whale shit, but I'd never vote Republican.

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Ann , she was hot.

Want some ice cream?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ann , she was hot.

Want some ice cream?

No thank you

How about some hot chocolate?

 

[Trombonus]

No thank you

How about some hot chocolate?

Eww gross.

Apple pie?

 

[elsol]

Eww gross.

Apple pie?

I prefer cream.

Who the hell was Granny Mae?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I prefer cream.

Who the hell was Granny Mae?

The grandmother to Fannie Mae, Ellie Mae and Sally Mae

Guacamole or salsa?