Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
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- Mar 24, 2007
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The flowers are dead.
Does that tell you anything?
Perhaps ...
Would mouthwash help?
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The flowers are dead.
Does that tell you anything?
Perhaps ...
Would mouthwash help?
And a toothbrush.
Did that hurt your feelings?
Do you think you can handle the truth?
(good for both)
You cant' handle the truth.
Wanna make my day, punk?
You cant' handle the truth.
Wanna make my day, punk?
Sure
But first you have to ask yourself, did he fire six shots or was it only five?
Six. I counted.
Why do I have to work tomorrow?
Orders from the powers that be
Do you feel the flu *cough, cough* coming on?
Had that last week.
Can I contract some other disease before morning?
Pediculosis
Does that work for you?
Maybe, if I could pronounce it.
Will you sleep well?
Not as well as last night
Would you be able to pronounce it if you looked it up?
Too tired to read the print.
Will I see you tomorrow?
good night.
Alas, only virtually
(Good night to you too, sleep well)
Is Wal-Mart really the devil?
They only sell his stuff
Doesn't everyone on this site think Bush is the devil?
Except for the one's that are sure the devil is named Clinton
Did you ever have to finally decide?
Decide what?
Whether the new Knight Rider show is going to suck, which it will.
If you could have any super power what would it be?
I already have several.
Are you superstitious?
No, just normal stitious.
Would a rose really still smell as sweet if it were called dog crap?
Would dog crap smell better if you called it rose?
(works for both)
No.
Where are people talking about when they say they're going berserk?
It's just jibberish
Are you experienced?
I don't know.
Why do you ask?