TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
- Joined
- May 4, 2006
- Posts
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I don't know.
Why do you ask?
It adds further to your allure.
Why do some people stink so bad when they sweat. *urp*
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I don't know.
Why do you ask?
It adds further to your allure.
Why do some people stink so bad when they sweat. *urp*
Bad diet.
Why do people sweat?
It's what separates us from pigs
Are you in the mood for love?
All the time.
Can I leave my hat on?
All the time.
Can I leave my hat on?
If you want ... but doing that is one of the only two reasons I take mt hat off
Are you going to eat that?
Sure.
Which orgasm is more intense--clitoral or vaginal--or does it matter?
Slurp
I'd take what I could get.
Why did the priest, the rabi and the preacher go into the bar together?
They wanted one scotch, one bourbon and one beer
Can I get a hit?
Sure.
Where'd ya want it?
Right there.
If the house is a rockin', should you be a knockin'?
And taking pictures, too.
Is this your brain on drugs?
Who wrote the songs that make the whole world sing?
The Shags.
Why won't this cat leave me alone?
You smell like dog.
Did those two get a room?
We don't need no stinkin' room.
Who wrote the book of love?
A celebate monk.
Do birds aim?
Only at new cars.
Was Chuck Barris (sp?) in the CIA?
Yes ... but only to provide cover for J.P. Morgan
How do you cure the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Opera.
Why can't I write?
Put ink in the pen first
Did you know the bride when she used to rock and roll?
Yeah, but she was a geek.
Dare I eat a peach?
Is it a fuzzy one?
(counts for both)
The fuzzyness can be fixed if you want
How did i ever survive with the internet down for the past 2 days? :S