Wrong answer - game thread

[DesertPirate]

The grandmother to Fannie Mae, Ellie Mae and Sally Mae

Guacamole or salsa?

Cheese whiz

Chevy or Ford?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Cheese whiz

Chevy or Ford?

Toyota

Pizza: Thick or thin crust?

 

[DesertPirate]

Toyota

Pizza: Thick or thin crust?

Hand tossed

Steak or Lobster?

 

[_Lynn_]

Hand tossed

Steak or Lobster?

Chicken.

Diamonds or Pearls??

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Chicken.

Diamonds or Pearls??

Gold

Fly or drive?

 

[DesertPirate]

Gold

Fly or drive?

Ride

Bike or skates?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ride

Bike or skates?

Walk

Do you really want to hurt me?

 

[SweetWitch]

Ride

Bike or skates?

Broom.

When I'm sad, will you help me plot revenge against the sorry bastard responsible?

 

[SweetWitch]

Walk

Do you really want to hurt me?

Only in a good way.

When I'm sad, will you help me plot revenge against the sorry bastard responsible?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Broom.

When I'm sad, will you help me plot revenge against the sorry bastard responsible?

Does it involve closets, blood, fire and blackmail?
(works for both)

 

[SweetWitch]

Does it involve closets, blood, fire and blackmail?
(works for both)

All of the above.

When I'm blue, will you dislodge whatever is choking me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

All of the above.

When I'm blue, will you dislodge whatever is choking me?

Yes, because it means I can put my arms around you

Are things really bigger in Texas?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Not at all. Things are TINY in Texas.

If I want you to be happy and you want me to be happy are we doomed to misery?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not at all. Things are TINY in Texas.

If I want you to be happy and you want me to be happy are we doomed to misery?

For eternity.

When I'm confused, will you use small words?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

For eternity.

When I'm confused, will you use small words?

my preference is loquacious extrapolations on a common theme

Why do birds suddenly appear, whenever you are near?

 

[SweetWitch]

my preference is loquacious extrapolations on a common theme

Why do birds suddenly appear, whenever you are near?

Birdseed in my pockets.

Will you tell me good night?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Birdseed in my pockets.

Will you tell me good night?

I'd rather tell you good morning

What's the difference between DUI and DWI?

 

[DesertPirate]

Birdseed in my pockets.

Will you tell me good night?

Good Morning

will you kiss my booboo?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Good Morning

will you kiss my booboo?

You're calling it a booboo now?
(works for both)

 

[DesertPirate]

You're calling it a booboo now?
(works for both)

I call that George

Which way is up?

 

[john-the-author]

Which way is up?

Just follow the yellow-pricked toad.

What time is it?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

It's Miller time!

How much is a peck?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

It's Miller time!

How much is a peck?

Somewhat more than a pick.

Why do the cats demand that we DELIVER meow mix... can't they get it themselves?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Somewhat more than a pick.

Why do the cats demand that we DELIVER meow mix... can't they get it themselves?

No they can't ... their credit cards were all cancelled

Who came up with the idea for canned air?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

The cats are too hungry to get it themselves.

Can you kill rock and roll?