Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

The cats are too hungry to get it themselves.

Can you kill rock and roll?

Rock and roll will never die!

Who came up with the idea for canned air?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

A sorcerer who was looking for ways to use an air mephit

How many bales of hay can you fit in a Yugo?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A sorcerer who was looking for ways to use an air mephit

How many bales of hay can you fit in a Yugo?

one ... but it will feed the hamster that powers the car for almost a year!

What makes Shakespeare so great?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

His cute neck ruff

Why does the doctor never show up at the hospital when he's supposed to?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

His cute neck ruff

Why does the doctor never show up at the hospital when he's supposed to?

He's busy playing golf

What makes me get out of bed every morning?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

He's busy playing golf

What makes me get out of bed every morning?

The cold water pouring over your head

Where do socks lost in the dryer go?

 

[DesertPirate]

He's busy playing golf

What makes me get out of bed every morning?

The desire to run 5 miles in the snow

What causes morning wood?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The desire to run 5 miles in the snow

What causes morning wood?

incomplete wet dreams

How come I'm not writing?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

incomplete wet dreams

How come I'm not writing?

a fervent desire to help me boost my post count

What causes writer's block?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

a fervent desire to help me boost my post count

What causes writer's block?

The desire to increase my evergrowing post count

Do I need a haircut?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

The desire to increase my evergrowing post count

Do I need a haircut?

No, but you need to shave your legs.

How many times will the postman ring?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No, but you need to shave your legs.

How many times will the postman ring?

He always rings twice

Are these really the days of our lives?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

He always rings twice

Are these really the days of our lives?

I really hope not

How does the cotton gin work?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I really hope not

How does the cotton gin work?

You soak the cotton balls in gin, then, after they dry you can put one in your mouth -- saliva rehydrates the gin and you can drink wherever and whenever you want

What's your favorite pizza topping?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

You soak the cotton balls in gin, then, after they dry you can put one in your mouth -- saliva rehydrates the gin and you can drink wherever and whenever you want

What's your favorite pizza topping?

Anchovies and pineapple

Who invented double entendre?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Anchovies and pineapple

Who invented double entendre?

A single entendre who got lucky one night

What should I get for my Valentine tomorrow?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

A single entendre who got lucky one night

What should I get for my Valentine tomorrow?

Beer and pickled eggs

How is it that nobody ever figured out that Superman is Clark Kent without his glasses?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Beer and pickled eggs

How is it that nobody ever figured out that Superman is Clark Kent without his glasses?

Mass hypnosis

Are they really coming to take me away?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Yes, but they won't hurt you at all. Straightjackets are completely painless.

How do I keep my mashed potatoes from being lumpy?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, but they won't hurt you at all. Straightjackets are completely painless.

How do I keep my mashed potatoes from being lumpy?

Make them get up, move around and exercise

Should I make pancakes for lunch?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Make them get up, move around and exercise

Should I make pancakes for lunch?

Pancakes are best served at breakfast but lunch is acceptable.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Pancakes are best served at breakfast but lunch is acceptable.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?

I could, but afterwards you'd be stuck with two nuns

How much longer until it's warm enough to go golfing?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I could, but afterwards you'd be stuck with two nuns

How much longer until it's warm enough to go golfing?

Wait until the wind blows the leaves off the green

Is eight enough?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Wait until the wind blows the leaves off the green

Is eight enough?

Can you ever have enough?
(works for both)

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Can you ever have enough?
(works for both)

Enough is as good as a feast

Why does nobody ever call me except somebody else's creditors?