Wrong answer - game thread

[DesertPirate]

Political cheese.

How many times a day does an average person's eye blink?

Three


Can I swim to your house?

 

[SweetWitch]

Three


Can I swim to your house?

No.

How Much Masturbation is Too Much Masturbation?

 

[only_more_so]

No.

How Much Masturbation is Too Much Masturbation?

If you draw blood, you went approximately twice as long as you should have.

What is the saddest thing in the world?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

If you draw blood, you went approximately twice as long as you should have.

What is the saddest thing in the world?

Someone masturbating so long that they draw blood.

Why do kids all love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

 

[SweetWitch]

If you draw blood, you went approximately twice as long as you should have.

What is the saddest thing in the world?

My future.

Which way is up?

 

[Katyusha]

My future.

Which way is up?

Towards the center of the Earth.

What color is black?

 

[Trombonus]

Someone masturbating so long that they draw blood.

Why do kids all love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

This is why.

And up is the opposite of Right

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[TE999]

This is why.

And up is the opposite of Right

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

The Border Patrol has her in custody.

Why are these rockers from the '60's and '70's still touring?

 

[Trombonus]

The Border Patrol has her in custody.

Why are these rockers from the '60's and '70's still touring?

Because rocking chairs are comfortable and the public needs to know this.

What is that smell?

 

[TE999]

Because rocking chairs are comfortable and the public needs to know this.

What is that smell?

Sauerkraut and bratwurst. Want some?

Do toad frogs bump their ass when they hop?

 

[Trombonus]

Sauerkraut and bratwurst. Want some?

Do toad frogs bump their ass when they hop?

Not only do they bump their asses, but they grind them too.

If train A leaves the station at noon, and train B leaves its station at 1:30, what is your name?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sauerkraut and bratwurst. Want some?

Do toad frogs bump their ass when they hop?

Yes. It's called toad-frog sex.

Why were Adam and Eve ejected from Eden?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not only do they bump their asses, but they grind them too.

If train A leaves the station at noon, and train B leaves its station at 1:30, what is your name?

(oops, I was too late)

George.

Why were Adam and Eve ejected from Eden?

 

[Trombonus]

(oops, I was too late)

George.

Why were Adam and Eve ejected from Eden?

Toad-frog sex.

Where did I put that 10.2 ultra-drill?

 

[TE999]

Toad-frog sex.

Where did I put that 10.2 ultra-drill?

If it was up your ventral orifice you'd know where it was.

Why do flying saucers never appear on New York streets?

 

[sweetness6280]

Toad-frog sex.

Where did I put that 10.2 ultra-drill?

*grins sheepishly* Sorry. You might wanna wash it.

Why am I so short?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

*grins sheepishly* Sorry. You might wanna wash it.

Why am I so short?

Because gravity likes you. A lot.

Where did my USB drive's cap go...? :/

 

[TE999]

Because gravity likes you. A lot.

Where did my USB drive's cap go...? :/

Same place as Trom's ultra drill.

Is infinity a concept or an actuality?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Why do flying saucers never appear on New York streets?

They do ... it's just no one notices

Why am I so short?

Your not, everyone else is extremely tall

Where did my USB drive's cap go...? :/

To the last place you'll look

Why can't you eat just one potato chip?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Same place as Trom's ultra drill.

Is infinity a concept or an actuality?

I'm a concept.

What are you?

 

[TE999]

I'm a concept.

What are you?

At the moment or usually?

Are there really ghosts?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

At the moment or usually?

Are there really ghosts?

Yeah, but it was such a depressing movie...

Light + Dark =....?

 

[TE999]

Yeah, but it was such a depressing movie...

Light + Dark =....?

A damn good cup of coffee.

Are you really hungry 2 hrs after you eat chinese food?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A damn good cup of coffee.

Are you really hungry 2 hrs after you eat chinese food?

Yes ... that's why they have the convienient take home boxes.

Is peanut butter better smooth or chunky?

 

[sweetness6280]

Yes ... that's why they have the convienient take home boxes.

Is peanut butter better smooth or chunky?

Smooth. Easier to spread on someone.

How long is too long?