SweetWitch
Green Goddess
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Two paths diverge in a snowy wood ... which do I take?
The left. It leads to my house.
Where have all the good times gone?
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Three
Two paths diverge in a snowy wood ... which do I take?
The left. It leads to my house.
Where have all the good times gone?
They're hibernating for the winter.
Should I use parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme?
Everything except the rosemary.
Pork loin on the grill, BBQ sauce or not?
Yes ... but only after it comes off the grill
Red Beans and Rice with andoulle or Chicken Etouffee for dinner tonight?
Chicken
Rootbeer float or just rootbeer?
Float
Does size matter?
It's more the letter. Trying to fit Tab B into slot F doesn't work so well.
What color is the sky in your little world?
Puce with jagged flashes of white.
Why go to the Scarbarough Fair?
To be remembered to one who lives there.
How much land?
About six acres, depending on the breed.
If you could be any animal (aside from human) what would you be?

Horse, smarter than many people I've seen
Who else wan't to be an animal?
Baby, I am an animal.
Why do people cast their pearls before swine?
They don't recognize the swine until it's too late!
Was there a little man on the stair or not?
Yeah, but he went a-tumbling down.
Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

To have hot, steamy top-of-the-hill sex.
Will someone write that story?![]()
Several times.It's been done.Several times.
Is space really infinite?

Nah, its actually roughly the size of one letter.
Who wants to make me coffee?![]()
Call Juan Valdez.
If you divide zero by half, do you get a negative?







No. You get ze ro of bananas.
Why does the phone ring when I get in the bath?
Because the voyeur who lives across from you is calling.
Why the HELL did Stallone make another Rambo movie?
Because Rocky and Bullwinkle has already been done.
What am I hungry for when I don't know what I'm hungry for?
Cucumbers. With Ranch dressing for dipping.
Does dark beer in a dark bottle taste better than dark beer in a clear bottle?
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Yes, if you can drink it in the dark without dribbling.
How did I get in this handbasket and why is it getting so hot?

Because you followed your libido, and now, devils are licking you.
How can I say good night?
