Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

You.

Why does my cat insist on hocking up a hairball on the carpeting?

It thinks it's giving you a gift.

What exactly is wrong with "lip chocolate"?

 

[SweetWitch]

It thinks it's giving you a gift.

What exactly is wrong with "lip chocolate"?

It's pre-chewed, something akin to my cat's hairball.

Why do we ponder the meaning of life?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It's pre-chewed, something akin to my cat's hairball.

Why do we ponder the meaning of life?

It's so much more upbeat than the meaning of death.

Why am I getting so sleepy?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's so much more upbeat than the meaning of death.

Why am I getting so sleepy?

Because you need exercise after all that junk food.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because you need exercise after all that junk food.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Home for the offseason ... they were knocked out two rounds ago by the Giants.

Why does it get dark at night?

 

[SweetWitch]

Home for the offseason ... they were knocked out two rounds ago by the Giants.

Why does it get dark at night?

To give vampires some time to have fun.

Why do I feel like I've just played a round of 20 questions?

 

[TE999]

To give vampires some time to have fun.

Why do I feel like I've just played a round of 20 questions?

Because you have.

When rain falls, does it get up again?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because you have.

When rain falls, does it get up again?

Occasionally

Why am I still playing this game?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Occasionally

Why am I still playing this game?

Boredom

If Simon Sez "Jump up", are you out when you land because he never says "Simon Sez come down"?

 

[SweetWitch]

Boredom

If Simon Sez "Jump up", are you out when you land because he never says "Simon Sez come down"?

Yes. You gotta play by the rules.

What's the name of this game again?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes. You gotta play by the rules.

What's the name of this game again?

Super Bowl XLII

How embarrassing was this for the Patriots?

 

[SweetWitch]

Super Bowl XLII

How embarrassing was this for the Patriots?

Don't know. Didn't watch.

When will I find a decent job?

 

[TE999]

Don't know. Didn't watch.

When will I find a decent job?

When a decent job finds you.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Don't know. Didn't watch.

When will I find a decent job?

Soon ... very, very soon

Why does ice cream lose its appeal in cold weather?

 

[SweetWitch]

When a decent job finds you.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Angels fit on the head of a pin? Interesting.

Soon ... very, very soon

Why does ice cream lose its appeal in cold weather?

Ice cream never loses its appeal, dolt.

Who wins the rat race?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Angels fit on the head of a pin? Interesting.



Ice cream never loses its appeal, dolt.

Who wins the rat race?

The cat at the finish line.

It's said that everyone has a kinky side ... what's yours?

 

[SweetWitch]

The cat at the finish line.

It's said that everyone has a kinky side ... what's yours?

Ah, now, I can't give away all my secrets.

Can I stop playing this game now?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ah, now, I can't give away all my secrets.

Can I stop playing this game now?

No ... House is on.

Fed-Ex or UPS?

 

[Guest]

No ... House is on.

Fed-Ex or UPS?

Parcel post.

Why does my kitty insist on sitting on my hands when I'm trying to type?

 

[SweetWitch]

Parcel post.

Why does my kitty insist on sitting on my hands when I'm trying to type?

She wants to help.

What happens when you finally get the brass ring?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

She wants to help.

What happens when you finally get the brass ring?

You learn it's like a carnival game and you need three brass rings to get anything that's actually worthwhile.

Coke or Pepsi?

 

[Guest]

She wants to help.

What happens when you finally get the brass ring?

You pierce your nipples with it.

Why does rum give me that warm tingly all over feeling?

 

[SweetWitch]

You learn it's like a carnival game and you need three brass rings to get anything that's actually worthwhile.

Coke or Pepsi?

Vodka

Where do we go from here?

 

[TE999]

You pierce your nipples with it.

Why does rum give me that warm tingly all over feeling?

It's liquid sex.

Why do I always get in the slow line at the bank, market, etc.?

 

[Guest]

It's liquid sex.

Why do I always get in the slow line at the bank, market, etc.?

Because sex can be better when you take your time.

Why do I have to get up for work tomorrow?