Wrong answer - game thread

[slyc_willie]

Whisper it in the devil's ear.

Is there really a light at the end of the tunnel?

Only if it's the other train

'Night, sweet.

Parting is such sweet sorrow . . . Will sorrow lead to sweet parting?

 

[sweetness6280]

Only if it's the other train

'Night, sweet.

Parting is such sweet sorrow . . . Will sorrow lead to sweet parting?

Sweet partings may on the 'morrow call. "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall"

'Night slyc.

Is Shakespeare now rolling in his grave?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sweet partings may on the 'morrow call. "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall"

'Night slyc.

Is Shakespeare now rolling in his grave?

He's sighing contentedly over his immortality.

Which is more powerful, gravity or electricity?

 

[DesertPirate]

He's sighing contentedly over his immortality.

Which is more powerful, gravity or electricity?

Me because I can defeat both

Which is harder to reach, Mt Everest or wealth?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Whisper it in the devil's ear.

Is there really a light at the end of the tunnel?

There's no tunnel, though there is a light

Does your ears hang low, and do they really wobble to and fro?

 

[Guest]

There's no tunnel, though there is a light

Does your ears hang low, and do they really wobble to and fro?

Ears? We don' need no stinking ears!

Is there someone who's "easy of hearing?"

 

[sweetness6280]

Ears? We don' need no stinking ears!

Is there someone who's "easy of hearing?"

Not with out ears.

Why did the Cat in the Hat come back?

 

[only_more_so]

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[SweetWitch]

Not with out ears.

Why did the Cat in the Hat come back?

Puss in Boots was taunting him.

What would happen to the world if it never stopped raining?

 

[only_more_so]

Puss in Boots was taunting him.

What would happen to the world if it never stopped raining?

Egads! Think of all the pruny fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Egads! Think of all the pruny fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the position of Jupiter told him so.

What CAN'T be covered in chocolates and become instantly yummy?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because the position of Jupiter told him so.

What CAN'T be covered in chocolates and become instantly yummy?

The wart on the end of the supermarket checker's nose. Ugh.

If you could bring one specific organism back from extinction, which one would you choose?

 

[only_more_so]

The wart on the end of the supermarket checker's nose. Ugh.

If you could bring one specific organism back from extinction, which one would you choose?

The Pygmy Elephant, because I could make a fortune selling them as pets.

Where does the sun go at night?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

The Pygmy Elephant, because I could make a fortune selling them as pets.

Where does the sun go at night?

It doesn't go anywhere. It becomes the moon... or something >_>

Is inhaleing glue really bad for you?

 

[SweetWitch]

It doesn't go anywhere. It becomes the moon... or something >_>

Is inhaleing glue really bad for you?

Define "bad".

What makes your arms, legs and feet fall asleep?

 

[sweetness6280]

Define "bad".

What makes your arms, legs and feet fall asleep?

Really good extremities sex.

Will my face really freeze that way?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Really good extremities sex.

Will my face really freeze that way?

Yes it will.

What makes super glue so super?

 

[SweetWitch]

Really good extremities sex.

Will my face really freeze that way?

Only if you step outside. It's cold out there.

What is the fastest insect in the world?

 

[only_more_so]

Only if you step outside. It's cold out there.

What is the fastest insect in the world?

the VW bug falling off a cliff.

Who wants to be first?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

the VW bug falling off a cliff.

Who wants to be first?

The guy in the sleeping bag outside the door.

When will winter be over?

 

[Trombonus]

The guy in the sleeping bag outside the door.

When will winter be over?

Winter was over yesterday!

Why am I so hungry?

 

[only_more_so]

Winter was over yesterday!

Why am I so hungry?

You aren't getting enough sleep.

Why do I have so much problems waking in the morning?

 

[SweetWitch]

You aren't getting enough sleep.

Why do I have so much problems waking in the morning?

Carbon monoxide in your bedroom.

Why do stars twinkle, while the visible planets (and our Moon) shine constantly when viewed?

 

[DesertPirate]

Carbon monoxide in your bedroom.

Why do stars twinkle, while the visible planets (and our Moon) shine constantly when viewed?

Damn, caught playing with the switches again


What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

 

[SweetWitch]

Damn, caught playing with the switches again


What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Political cheese.

How many times a day does an average person's eye blink?