Wrong answer - game thread

[Trombonus]

Smooth. Easier to spread on someone.

How long is too long?

When you hold it in front of you and you suddenly feel it poking you in the back.

Why does the sun shine so bright?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Smooth. Easier to spread on someone.

How long is too long?

10-12, but it depends on the person, i suppose.

What kind of eggs are blue?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Smooth. Easier to spread on someone.

How long is too long?

11.62 inches (or 29.5 cm)

How short is too short?

 

[TE999]

11.62 inches (or 29.5 cm)

How short is too short?

When you have to stand on tiptoes to tie your shoes.

Are you now or have you ever been...?

 

[sweetness6280]

When you have to stand on tiptoes to tie your shoes.

Are you now or have you ever been...?

YES! And I loved it!

Would you like to...?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

YES! And I loved it!

Would you like to...?

Again and again and again!

Is someone watching me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Again and again and again!

Is someone watching me?

Yes ... you'd be surprised what you can see with high-powered binoculars

Why does the I in Igor get pronounced like an E?

 

[sweetness6280]

Yes ... you'd be surprised what you can see with high-powered binoculars

Why does the I in Igor get pronounced like an E?

Because Algore invented the Internet.

If I stick my finger in there, will it hurt?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because Algore invented the Internet.

If I stick my finger in there, will it hurt?

No ... it's actually quite enjoyable

Why did Al Gore invent the internet?

 

[sweetness6280]

No ... it's actually quite enjoyable

Why did Al Gore invent the internet?

So he could watch porn without Tipper knowing?

Will I really go blind?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

So he could watch porn without Tipper knowing?

Will I really go blind?

No ... but you may have to shave your palms

Why do people pay for bottled water?

 

[SweetWitch]

No ... but you may have to shave your palms

Why do people pay for bottled water?

Paranoia.



A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?

 

[sweetness6280]

Paranoia.



A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?

So she could see him again at her sister's funeral.

Why does it scare me that I know that?

 

[SweetWitch]

So she could see him again at her sister's funeral.

Why does it scare me that I know that?

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/sSig_threadhijacked1.gif

Here's why it should scare you to know that:

The correct answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

Should we all worry about Sweetness?

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Should we all worry about Sweetness?

Only if you're made of Sweet N' Low.

If you have 23 odds and ends on a table and 22 of them fall off, what do you have left, and odd or and end?

 

[SweetWitch]

Only if you're made of Sweet N' Low.

If you have 23 odds and ends on a table and 22 of them fall off, what do you have left, and odd or and end?

Depends on the color.

What's the secret ingredient in Ranch dressing?

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Depends on the color.

What's the secret ingredient in Ranch dressing?

Jolly Ranchers (not the candy)

Who are the people in your neighborhood?

 

[SweetWitch]

Jolly Ranchers (not the candy)

Who are the people in your neighborhood?

Freaky little trogs.

Why do cats have to shed?

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Freaky little trogs.

Why do cats have to shed?

They need space for the lawnmower.

Why do you never see a really big, fat, tall Japanese guy with red hair?

 

[SweetWitch]

They need space for the lawnmower.

Why do you never see a really big, fat, tall Japanese guy with red hair?

They're off getting laid.

How do you get blood out of carpeting?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

They're off getting laid.

How do you get blood out of carpeting?

Scissors

How do you make a married woman happy?

 

[SweetWitch]

Scissors

How do you make a married woman happy?

Serve divorce papers.

How do you get a mangled man in a closet to stop screaming before the neighbors call the cops?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Serve divorce papers.

How do you get a mangled man in a closet to stop screaming before the neighbors call the cops?

ball gag

How much screaming do you have to hear from the neighbors before you call the cops?

 

[SweetWitch]

ball gag

How much screaming do you have to hear from the neighbors before you call the cops?

I don't call. I take pictures for blackmail purposes.

How do you hide the bloody clothes and other evidence?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I don't call. I take pictures for blackmail purposes.

How do you hide the bloody clothes and other evidence?

Fire

Why to children pick their nose and eat what they find?