Wrong answer - game thread

[sweetness6280]

I don't call. I take pictures for blackmail purposes.

How do you hide the bloody clothes and other evidence?

Do it naked.

Do you have an alibi?

 

[SweetWitch]

Do it naked.

Do you have an alibi?

Oh, shit.

Fire

Why to children pick their nose and eat what they find?

For the shock factor.

Do you think the neighbors will start asking questions if I dig a big hole in the back yard?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Oh, shit.



For the shock factor.

Do you think the neighbors will start asking questions if I dig a big hole in the back yard?

Not if you mention the blackmail photos you have first

Why do people dress up their pets?

 

[only_more_so]

Not if you mention the blackmail photos you have first

Why do people dress up their pets?

The disturbing question is what do they do with the pets when they get home.

Who has all the answers?

 

[TE999]

The disturbing question is what do they do with the pets when they get home.

Who has all the answers?

Me! Go ahead--ask me sumthin'.

Why do birds seek out newly washed cars?

 

[SweetWitch]

Me! Go ahead--ask me sumthin'.

Why do birds seek out newly washed cars?

I believe that one was asked. The answer was, "target practice."

Where do I buy fresh sod in the winter?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I believe that one was asked. The answer was, "target practice."

Where do I buy fresh sod in the winter?

Southern Hemisphere ... it's summer there

Do you want to know a secret?

 

[sweetness6280]

Southern Hemisphere ... it's summer there

Do you want to know a secret?

Knows all.

Do you promise not to tell?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Knows all.

Do you promise not to tell?

What's in it for me?
(both answer and question)

 

[SweetWitch]

What's in it for me?
(both answer and question)

I can't tell you. It's a secret.

Now what?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I can't tell you. It's a secret.

Now what?

We meet and have tea for two.

Is the answer blowin' in the wind?

 

[sweetness6280]

We meet and have tea for two.

Is the answer blowin' in the wind?

That's not the wind, it's Puff the Magic Dragon.

Why does he live by the sea?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

That's not the wind, it's Puff the Magic Dragon.

Why does he live by the sea?

To keep an eye on the girl who sells seashells by the seashore

Why was papa a rollin' stone?

 

[TE999]

That's not the wind, it's Puff the Magic Dragon.

Why does he live by the sea?

To be near Little Jackie Paper.


Where is Honnalee?

 

[TE999]

To keep an eye on the girl who sells seashells by the seashore

Why was papa a rollin' stone?

Mick Jagger's your father?

Of what use are cockroaches?

 

[sweetness6280]

To be near Little Jackie Paper.


Where is Honnalee?

East of Neverland

Mick Jagger's your father?

Of what use are cockroaches?

So we can have the heebie jeebies.

What do you call the horse with no name?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Mick Jagger's your father?

Of what use are cockroaches?

Nuclear testing

Just how old is dirt?

 

[SweetWitch]

Nuclear testing

Just how old is dirt?

Check the sands in the hour glass.

Why are these the days of our lives?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Because those days were their days.

Why is my internet suddently so slow...?

 

[TE999]

Because those days were their days.

Why is my internet suddently so slow...?

You need to wash your hard drive.

Why is a kiss just a kiss?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

You need to wash your hard drive.

Why is a kiss just a kiss?

because a fuck is so mucy more!

Would anyone object if i started worshipping oreo-flavored icecream?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

because a fuck is so mucy more!

Would anyone object if i started worshipping oreo-flavored icecream?

Not as long as you share the deity

Who crowned Elvis the king?

 

[TE999]

Not as long as you share the deity

Who crowned Elvis the king?

Dick Clark.

During budget cutbacks, should I lay Jill or Jack off?

 

[sweetness6280]

Dick Clark.

During budget cutbacks, should I lay Jill or Jack off?

Lay Jill, and then Jack off.

Why does the sea rush to shore?

 

[TE999]

Lay Jill, and then Jack off.

Why does the sea rush to shore?

A mating urge.

Why does glue always dry out no matter how tightly you fasten the cap?