Writing Exercise: Gloveslaps

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I feel as if I shouldn't...

but I'll offer up my cheek like a good penitent...

athough I have a horrible feeling my requirements will include

an anti-hero who is not a villain

a cell phone in someone's ass

a brutal rape

and an 11th hour rescue by Blacksnake's intrepid cock



Ok, pummel me...screw the glove-slap, I want a good snap to the jaw....

miss despondent chalk

 

[sirhugs]

Nun the Better

my effort is at the other thread:
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=5814101#post5814101

 

[Guest]

I feel as if I shouldn't...
but I'll offer up my cheek like a good penitent...
athough I have a horrible feeling my requirements will include
an anti-hero who is not a villain
a cell phone in someone's ass
a brutal rape
and an 11th hour rescue by Blacksnake's intrepid cock
Ok, pummel me...screw the glove-slap, I want a good snap to the jaw.... miss despondent chalk

Cara mia, I'm staking you. Assignment will follow, and will include none of the above.

Trova

 

[Guest]

Slap for MlledeLaPlumeBleu

You will be a 26 year old “idiot savant” timpanist with the maturity of a 13 year old in heat. You’ve just been offered the head position with the Detroit Symphony. You’ve been prim and proper so far, due to home life, but you’re on your own for the first time. You’re a babe underneath those big white panties, your mother's conical Maidenform bra, and suntan Leggs. At first rehearsal for a Ring selection orchestral suite you are overwhelmed by all the men in one room—all that sweat and masculine body odor, plus Wagner.

Include:
Shopping for new underwear
New hair-do and streak job
The virile first violist, and two horny French hornists
The box office
Orgasmic drum rolls to match your actual one on stage

 

[Guest]

Nun the Better

Hugs, that was wonderful. I'm still grinning and wishing I had an ob-gyn appointment soon, hahaha.

I've got Earl's assignment to do by tomorrow, but you can give me yours anytime; won't be more than a couple days to get to it.

So, re. cyber, PM me, eh?

Lady Purrditta

 

[sirhugs]

a slap for perdy

even though you like it, here's a slap:

write an Loving Wives story
750 to 100 words


Daughter brings her roomate home from college for the weekend. They are secret bi lovers, but thats not the point of the story.
During the night, the gf sneaks into the masterbedroom, and gives Daddy /hubby great head. Except, the wife isn't really asleep.

include a rubber ducky
include the line " am I interrupting?"
since you like music, include a french horn

no bondage allowed

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Ohhhhhhhh, Ma Dam, you best be ready for the beast that rips from my literary loins- it shan't be a pretty pony.

Well, perhaps a yiddish speaking pony with one short leg and a big hideous wooden shoe to compensate...

but I digress....well slapped. I'm smarting.


Thus said, I'd best get to slap someone now!

 

[Guest]

Azul, mia: your fucking PM box is full. That's the second note I've lost to you tonight. And it was good, re. frills.

Trova

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

ITS.......NOT.........FULL!!!

You know what??

It's ITC, Trova! I told you! I see dead people in my TV,
and they want us incommunicado....

 

[Guest]

Ay dios mio. It's my stupid Uncle Rio. I hated him alive, now even more. Just get one of your dogs to fart on the screen.

"Chinga tu madre, Tio, even if she was my abuelita.
tu nieta loca, C_____"

Say that to your TV if the dog doesn't get rid of him.

T.

 

[The_Fool]

Okay. I'm a Fool and more used to getting slapped with sticks, but if someone wants me to look even more foolish than normal, then go ahead and knock me silly---er.

 

[Guest]

OB/Gyn

SH-

Ointment and rubbing.

Sounds like a plan.

Nicely and quickly done.

b

 

[MathGirl]

My favorite quote

"Chinga tu madre"

Dear Perdita,
That's what I yell at latino players on the opposing team when I go to baseball games. Makes a big hit when screamed in a hysterical soprano voice.
MG

 

[Guest]

"Chinga tu madre"

Maths, just don't yell it at Don Jose next time you watch him stab the wild and free Carmen to death. You know how PC SF opera audiences can be.

advisorially, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: "Chinga tu madre"

Originally posted by perdita Maths, just don't yell it at Don Jose next time you watch him stab the wild and free Carmen to death. You know how PC SF opera audiences can be.

But that's part of my opera persona. Along with the Hoss hat and the big"we're number 1" finger. I'm at least as PC as the qu.. ho.. guy wearing nothing but chaps below the waist.
MG

 

[Guest]

No offense, sweetcheeks, but I daresay you get away with lots due to your cuteness quotient. Take care, though; it's really embarrassing to be led out of the opera house by those undertaker-clothed ushers.

Perdita

 

[TheEarl]

Okay. I'm a Fool and more used to getting slapped with sticks, but if someone wants me to look even more foolish than normal, then go ahead and knock me silly---er.

Oh dear. Oh dearie dearie me. That wasn't a very clever thing to say while I'm around.

You have to find some way of writing an orgasm scene (male or female - your pick) in the future tense. I'm going to give no requirements apart from that, because this is a stinker of a challenge.

Looking forward to hearing it. Hehehehe.

The Earl

PS. I have just thought of one way of doing it, so if you have no ideas, then PM me.

 

[jfinn]

Okay, I looked but I didn't see if anyone had slapped you yet. If not, please allow me <thwap>

You're challenge, should you choose to accept it: Write either a reluctance/nonconsent or BDSM story about two women.

These two women can be in a relationship or involved in a threesome, it doesn't matter.

One woman must live with her parents and have to sneak out to see the other.

Make it between 1000 and 1500 words.

Include the sentence "I think about you when I'm on the toilet"

-Chicklet

Women? Just boring, no interesting bits, women?

This is what happens when you slip away for a weekend. Arrrgggh!

Okay, I accept--but I'm probably going to whine about it.

Jayne

 

[Chicklet]

Women? Just boring, no interesting bits, women?

well i was looking at the stories you've written and your profile, and i thought that this would be the best challenge. sorry = (

 

[champagne1982]

Getting a spankin' from you guys is damn near impossible...

I'd really like another glove slap... is no one game?

edited to include -- Thankyou SirHugs.. I'm still reeling from the images..

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Jayne, I feel your pain.

I'm so glad all I got was timpanis, Wagner and large cotton granny-panties...


Nicola

 

[destinie21]

Came back long enough to slap destinie silly.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a story between 950 and 1000 words for the transsexuals/cross-dressers category. It must include the following:

1) A transsexual named Tallulah
2) A hunky pro football player name Bubba
3) The line—"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
4) The line—"This was no boating accident."
5) And a glow-in-the-dark condom

Hee, hee, hee, ain't I a stinka,
SSBC

It jus might be crazy enough to work

 

[Belegon]

trying to be gallant...

My father taught me to respect the wishes of a lady and the only unanswered challenge at this time is Champagne1982 requesting more, so...

*Slap*
the catagory is Group Sex, you must include at least two members of each gender, there must be a water fight, a sharp object or objects must be used in the story and you should include quotes or lines from two of these four: Shakespeare, Star Wars, Spongebob Squarepants or Sportscenter.

My father also taught me that you should never ask anyone to do anything you are unwilling to do. I humbly present myself for punishment.

My profile: http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=234121

 

[jfinn]

well i was looking at the stories you've written and your profile, and i thought that this would be the best challenge. sorry = (

You're forgive, lol. Just remember paybacks are a bitch. Actually this wasn't the category I was worried about getting. And no I'm not going to say what that was just in case I decide to play some more. No reason to broadcast my weaknesses.

Oh and it's done now. I posted it in the other thread.

Jayne

 

[jfinn]

Jayne, I feel your pain.

I'm so glad all I got was timpanis, Wagner and large cotton granny-panties...


Nicola

Yeah, but there's always round two.

Jayne