Writing Exercise: Gloveslaps

[The_Fool]

Oh dear. Oh dearie dearie me. That wasn't a very clever thing to say while I'm around.

You have to find some way of writing an orgasm scene (male or female - your pick) in the future tense. I'm going to give no requirements apart from that, because this is a stinker of a challenge.

Looking forward to hearing it. Hehehehe.

The Earl

PS. I have just thought of one way of doing it, so if you have no ideas, then PM me.

Okay, I scratched my head (as in scalp) and came up with a plan. Be looking for it soon.

 

[champagne1982]

Re: trying to be gallant...

Originally posted by Belegon
*Slap*
the catagory is Group Sex, you must include at least two members of each gender, there must be a water fight, a sharp object or objects must be used in the story and you should include quotes or lines from two of these four: Shakespeare, Star Wars, Spongebob Squarepants or Sportscenter.

I accept the challenge. This will take a day or 2 though, I'll be webless until I get the puter set up back at school. Have a great day all.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm up for another slapping if anyone wants to dole it out. I'll try to take this one seriously .

The Earl

 

[sirhugs]

I'm up for another slapping if anyone wants to dole it out. I'll try to take this one seriously .

The Earl

oh , please, don't be serious on my account

how about this:

Exhibitionist and Voyeur

at a soccer ( football to you) match

900 to 1200 words

include a one-eyed man and a three legged chicken

and a girl named Tex

use the line "fire in the hole"

use a team scarf creatively

 

[TheEarl]

Oh I like that. Will get to work on that immediately, although I wouldn't expect results too quickly.

The Earl

 

[deliciously_naughty]

sorry sorry...been running behind, but I should have it submitted by the end of the weekend

 

[SexySoBeChick]

At last, I finally finished my challenge and posted it on the other thread. Alas, I'm afraid I have to take myself out of the game after this, because I'm too swamped for slaps.

Hope y'all have fun,
SSBC

 

[Guest]

Sexy: very fine story, love that it's retired folk.

regards, Perdita

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Sexy: very fine story, love that it's retired folk.

regards, Perdita

Thanks, your Russian one was a riot. It took me back to when I had to read Chekhov. LOL

SSBC

 

[Chicklet]

Hey!

I was gone for a while, and I just caught up on the gloveslaps! Nice, people, very nice!

SirHugs, I'm really suffering on this celebrities story. Can it be fanfiction or does it HAVE to be celebrities?

-Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

Hey!

I was gone for a while, and I just caught up on the gloveslaps! Nice, people, very nice!

SirHugs, I'm really suffering on this celebrities story. Can it be fanfiction or does it HAVE to be celebrities?

-Chicklet

fanfic is fine...Lit lumps them together

 

[champagne1982]

Wow! I just caught up with the gloveslap replies on the story thread. You're all amazing.

Sorry I'm taking so long with mine but it keeps turning into quite a daunting project. I'll get it finished someday soon!

 

[TheEarl]

All done with my challenge (finally). I'm so pleased with this effort that I've submitted it as a Lit story. Is anyone else still up for being slapped?

The Earl

 

[raphy]

Tempted, tempted... y'know, this might just be the motivation I need to write an erotic piece....

Okay, lay it on me (the gloveslap, you perveted bunch)

 

[TheEarl]

Right Raphy, I'm going to give you a nice easy one because you're new. You have to write an erotic story involving at least two members of the Lit forums. You are allowed to use any details that you know, but you can't make anything up, eg. You can't include me and talk about my 15 inch penis. Everything has to be true.

I'm so mean.

The Earl

 

[raphy]

oh god.

Ooookay then. Expect somethin' later tonight.

 

[raphy]

Bumping - Still working on this. I hate you, Earl.

 

[TheEarl]

Right Raphy, I'm going to give you a nice easy one because you're new. You have to write an erotic story involving at least two members of the Lit forums. You are allowed to use any details that you know, but you can't make anything up, eg. You can't include me and talk about my 15 inch penis. Everything has to be true.

Oh, that's a good effort raphy. I liked that. When are you going to put up a story?

I have to quibble with one thing though - I said no made up facts. I can't stand coffee! FAIL!

Tut-tut.

The Earl

 

[raphy]

Oh, that's a good effort raphy. I liked that. When are you going to put up a story?

I have to quibble with one thing though - I said no made up facts. I can't stand coffee! FAIL!

Tut-tut.

The Earl

Har!

Picky, picky, picky ... Hehe .. Glad ya liked it. Was it what you were expecting when you made the challenge?

As for submitting to Lit - I dunno yet, although 'dita reckons I should post that one.. under 'Celebrities', hahaha

 

[Guest]

'dita reckons I should post that one.. under 'Celebrities', hahaha

Har har yourself, Raff; but if you actually do it I want my part fleshed out a lot more, first billing, OK?

Earl, it was more than "a good effort". It was very well done, very good writing and style, and I hope he writes more soon.

'dita/Pear

 

[raphy]

Har har yourself, Raff; but if you actually do it I want my part fleshed out a lot more, first billing, OK?

Earl, it was more than "a good effort". It was very well done, very good writing and style, and I hope he writes more soon.

'dita/Pear

Yes dear. Whatever you say, dear.

Perdita gets the first drilling. Right. Got it.

Actually, I might have one soon that could be classed as 'Erotic Horror' or 'Non-human'... Not sure which. I'll PM ya with it and see what ya think if you want, 'dita =)

 

[Guest]

I'll PM ya with it and see what ya think if you want, dita =)

Yes, please. Minor point: if you leave off the apostrophe then capitalize the D. (I'm a demanding woman, it's the only way to stay happy.)

'dita

 

[raphy]

Apostrophe stays on, unless I forget it. Edited to fix now - I'm as demanding with my punctuation as anyone else - I'm just absent-minded.

 

[Guest]

As for submitting to Lit - I dunno yet, although 'dita reckons I should post that one.. under 'Celebrities', hahaha

I also said the exact same thing! Hey, Raphy, you're getting it in stereo.

It was a very good story, as I said to you in the PM: I cannot believe you'd not written erotica before that. You have a great style, very easy to read and get into. Keep it up!

Loulou

 

[raphy]

Oh god..

It was you that suggested the Celebrities thing, not 'dita - I'm so sorry!!

That'll teach me to type without re-checking my PMs

Raph, shamed beyond belief and hiding his face.