Writing Exercise: Gloveslaps

[champagne1982]

(jumping up and down like overeager child)

Oooooh, I wanna play.

I'm game if anyone's willing to hit me with their best shot.

SSBC

Meeting SSBC on a foggy sunrise. Our seconds stand behind us as I bend to retrieve her gauntlet. Walking within a step or so from her I flick my wrist and flail the glove across her cheek:

I challenge you to write a tale of a newly retired couple who are travelling to Arizona in their monstrous RV.
------ tell how he finds new interest in his wife after watching a group of college-aged young women play miniputt in montana...
------- you are prohibited from mentioning viagra...
------- more than 750 words...

Have fun!

 

[destinie21]

Hey I like to be slapped as much as the next girl...

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Meeting SSBC on a foggy sunrise. Our seconds stand behind us as I bend to retrieve her gauntlet. Walking within a step or so from her I flick my wrist and flail the glove across her cheek:

I challenge you to write a tale of a newly retired couple who are travelling to Arizona in their monstrous RV.
------ tell how he finds new interest in his wife after watching a group of college-aged young women play miniputt in montana...
------- you are prohibited from mentioning viagra...
------- more than 750 words...

Have fun!

SLAP

Ow! You wicked wench, I accept that challenge.

Off to write,
SSBC

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Hey I like to be slapped as much as the next girl...

Came back long enough to slap destinie silly.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a story between 950 and 1000 words for the transsexuals/cross-dressers category. It must include the following:

1) A transsexual named Tallulah
2) A hunky pro football player name Bubba
3) The line—"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
4) The line—"This was no boating accident."
5) And a glow-in-the-dark condom

Hee, hee, hee, ain't I a stinka,
SSBC

 

[Guest]

This will sound masochistic...but I wanna be slapped.

Ok, you asked for it. I'm gonna slap you silly with a non-human challenge. Your mission, should you wish to accept it, is to write a piece about an alien sex orgy. You should do this in less than 1000 words.

The story must include:
-A three headed orange beast called Dave.
-The phrases "Where did all the trumpets go?" and "Oops, what did I just stand on?"
-Two skipping ropes and a space hopper.

Have fun!

Katie

 

[champagne1982]

These challenges are wonderful

I wouldn't mind doin' it again.
And again.
And again.

 

[Guest]

They are splendiferous

I agree, I'm up for more.

Ahem, Earl, we're still waiting for yours.


Katie (and Gilbert)

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Ok, you asked for it. I'm gonna slap you silly with a non-human challenge. Your mission, should you wish to accept it, is to write a piece about an alien sex orgy. You should do this in less than 1000 words.

The story must include:
-A three headed orange beast called Dave.
-The phrases "Where did all the trumpets go?" and "Oops, what did I just stand on?"
-Two skipping ropes and a space hopper.

Have fun!

Katie

Oh.

Dear.

Christ.

I'll do it, but I need a day or two to bang it out

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Re: They are splendiferous

I agree, I'm up for more.

Ahem, Earl, we're still waiting for yours.


Katie (and Gilbert)

Well, one good turn deserves another....SLAP!

I challenge you to write a sci/fi fantasy story about an elvish/human threesome less than 1000 words.

It must contain...
A. An item of clothing made of purple fake fur
B. The phrases
"Wait, who's breast am I holding?"
"Can I have a bunny rabbit?"
and
"Where's my nipple ring?"
C. A small pink dragon named "No"

 

[Chicklet]

Dear Chickie,
I'm not entering the challenge, but I can maybe give you a little help. For your "celeb" why not choose one of those good ol' boys who drive stock racing cars, chew Skoal, and have front teeth missing.
MG

I think...yes...this sounds like a good idea. I better get to doing some research.

-Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: They are splendiferous

I challenge you to write a sci/fi fantasy story about an elvish/human threesome less than 1000 words.

It must contain...
A. An item of clothing made of purple fake fur
B. The phrases
"Wait, who's breast am I holding?"
"Can I have a bunny rabbit?"
and
"Where's my nipple ring?"
C. A small pink dragon named "No"

Eek! This is a challenge.

Ok, I'm onto it.

Katie

 

[Chicklet]

Oooo beat me.

Jayne

Okay, I looked but I didn't see if anyone had slapped you yet. If not, please allow me <thwap>

You're challenge, should you choose to accept it: Write either a reluctance/nonconsent or BDSM story about two women.

These two women can be in a relationship or involved in a threesome, it doesn't matter.

One woman must live with her parents and have to sneak out to see the other.

Make it between 1000 and 1500 words.

Include the sentence "I think about you when I'm on the toilet"

-Chicklet

 

[TheEarl]

I'm done! Took me a while and I had to resort to my surreal sense of humour, but I did it.

Who still wants to be slapped? I've got a really good one, but I think everyone's got a slap going at the moment.

Stupid fact of the day: Duelling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both participants are registered blood donors.

The Earl

Edited because I posted the wrong post in the wrong thread. Doofus.

 

[Guest]

I'm done! Took me a while and I had to resort to my surreal sense of humour, but I did it.

Yes you did, and I for one love your sense of humour. Great story Earl.

Just one little nit... Ratatouille isn't pasta, it's a vegetable dish. Never mind, I knew what you meant.

Katie

 

[TheEarl]

Pear: It's time for the ritual gloveslapping. Bend over please.

Your challenge should you choose to accept it is to write at least 500 words about a man masturbating. There are to be no other characters apart from this one man. During the story you have to tell me:

- Why he has decided to jack off (and 'because he felt like it' is not good enough)
- That his girlfriend has cheated on him with four guys and he's still taken her back
- And he has to answer the phone at some point during his masturbation.

Mwahahaha

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Pear: It's time for the ritual gloveslapping. Bend over please.

This will be great fun. But, I take it on the chin, not my bum you cheeky EnglishBoy.

Double Mwahahaha to you. My man will appear by your birthday.

Pear (who never turns her back on a Brit)

 

[Guest]

did i miss something

well, some of us are already silly ( speaking for self here), but still deserve to be slapped.

actually, two of my 'best' stories resulted from challenges or prods by others, so I'm up for more expansion of my horizons. However, the result won't be written until at leat the weekend. Too much else happenning in real life this week. sigh.

SH wanted to be slapped... and none of us have beaten him yet, as far as I can tell.

Any takers, or givers, in this instance? I'll hold him down.

b

 

[Chicklet]

EARL!

LMAO! Your story kept me in fits of laughter for at least twenty minutes! THANK YOU!

-Chicklet xo

 

[Guest]

Re: did i miss something

SH wanted to be slapped... and none of us have beaten him yet, as far as I can tell. Any takers, or givers, in this instance? I'll hold him down.

I'll take him. Watch the face, B., let him breathe a bit.

Hugs: The year is 1957. You will be a gynecologist, 60 years of age, fit, well hung and virile; you've been widowed and celibate for two years. Your parish priest's sister, a nun, comes to you discreetly as she thinks she may have an STD. She is 40, voluptuous, and obviously struggling with her vocation.

Include:
arousal via the nun's undergarments
arousal during examination
no fucking
two stupendous orgasms

You can slap me next. Cheers, Perdita

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO

I'll take him. Watch the face, B., let him breathe a bit.

Hugs: The year is 1957. You will be a gynecologist, 60 years of age, fit, well hung and virile; you've been widowed and celibate for two years. Your parish priest's sister, a nun, comes to you discreetly as she thinks she may have an STD. She is 40, voluptuous, and obviously struggling with her vocation.

Include:
arousal via the nun's undergarments
arousal during examination
no fucking
two stupendous orgasms

You can slap me next. Cheers, Perdita

Querida-

You are absolutely, deliciously ruthless.

Hat's off to you.

b

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: did i miss something

I'll take him. Watch the face, B., let him breathe a bit.

Hugs: The year is 1957. You will be a gynecologist, 60 years of age, fit, well hung and virile; you've been widowed and celibate for two years. Your parish priest's sister, a nun, comes to you discreetly as she thinks she may have an STD. She is 40, voluptuous, and obviously struggling with her vocation.

Include:
arousal via the nun's undergarments
arousal during examination
no fucking
two stupendous orgasms

You can slap me next. Cheers, Perdita

watch for it at a thread near you

 

[champagne1982]

Still waiting...

and waiting...

I'd like another challenge please. Ta....


Earl? Your sense of humour is wonderful. TY for the giggles.

 

[Guest]

Re: ROFLMAO

Querida- You are absolutely, deliciously ruthless.

Yeah, luv, I'm hard on the boys sometimes. But I knew the good knight would never refuse a lady.

your pal, P.

 

[Guest]

Re: ROFLMAO

Querida- You are absolutely, deliciously ruthless.

B., Yeah, I can be hard on the boys at times, but I knew the good knight would never refuse a lady.

your galpal, P.

 

[Guest]

Re: ROFLMAO

edit: stupid lapdog!