Writing Exercise: Gloveslaps
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Dear Never,Never said:
Now there's a question you will regret asking.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212
Among suggested readings for newcomers to DG's art:
"Patty and the Jukes Family"
"Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise"
MG
Ps. It might be advisable to take an antiemetic before visiting the site.
Pps. The shoes on the couch are driving MG's mom nuts.
Ppps. 'Me and Mom" is suggested only for advanced readers who have had a few drinks.
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TheEarl
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The story thread is up and running: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=190714
Now it's a question of whether Tatelou or I will finish our story first. Good slap by the way Pear, I'm reeling over here. The POV of a sheep-phobic Welshman? Nice touch.
Who else wants to dole out some misery?
The Earl
Now it's a question of whether Tatelou or I will finish our story first. Good slap by the way Pear, I'm reeling over here. The POV of a sheep-phobic Welshman? Nice touch.
Who else wants to dole out some misery?
The Earl
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OUCH!
Never one to turn down a challenge, I heartily throw my glove in the ring...
Waiting....
Never one to turn down a challenge, I heartily throw my glove in the ring...
Waiting....
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TheEarl said:
I've finished mine.
Ok, so I pulled a late one, it's way past my bedtime, but I was on a roll. It's over on the thread. Enjoy!
Katie
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Katie, it's wonderful, I'm still grinning. I love the running gloves bit and the final 'joey' use. You're hilarious. What a challenge to come after you. Crikey.
best, Perdita
best, Perdita
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Thank you Perdita! I take that as high praise indeed.
I knew I was going to have some fun with it.
Off to my bed now, dreaming of Gilbert...
Katie
I knew I was going to have some fun with it.
Off to my bed now, dreaming of Gilbert...
Katie
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Chicklet, may I be so bold as to gloveslap you?
It was tricky, trying to find a topic that you haven't covered before, you seem to have written a story in most categories.
The only category that I could work out that you haven't covered is erotic horror, my favourite!
Here's your slap.
Write an erotic horror piece, in less than 1000 words.
In the story you must include:
Tony, a respectable businessman by day... bloodthirsty, sexual deviant by night.
A bouquet of black roses.
And the phrase "Please don't put that in there."
It was tricky, trying to find a topic that you haven't covered before, you seem to have written a story in most categories.
The only category that I could work out that you haven't covered is erotic horror, my favourite!
Here's your slap.
Write an erotic horror piece, in less than 1000 words.
In the story you must include:
Tony, a respectable businessman by day... bloodthirsty, sexual deviant by night.
A bouquet of black roses.
And the phrase "Please don't put that in there."
Chicklet
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Tatelou said:Chicklet, may I be so bold as to gloveslap you?
It was tricky, trying to find a topic that you haven't covered before, you seem to have written a story in most categories.
The only category that I could work out that you haven't covered is erotic horror, my favourite!
Here's your slap.
Write an erotic horror piece, in less than 1000 words.
In the story you must include:
Tony, a respectable businessman by day... bloodthirsty, sexual deviant by night.
A bouquet of black roses.
And the phrase "Please don't put that in there."
<gasp!>
tee-hee, this could be FUN!
-Chicklet
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Re: OUCH!
Alright, cutie, you asked for it! <Slaps Carrie on the butt>
I challenge you to write a male/male piece, long or short, your choice = ) I want you to put the setting in a fantasy world and only one of the males to be <dun dun dun> an actual human! Take this however you like.
-Chicklet
champagne1982 said:
Alright, cutie, you asked for it! <Slaps Carrie on the butt>
I challenge you to write a male/male piece, long or short, your choice = ) I want you to put the setting in a fantasy world and only one of the males to be <dun dun dun> an actual human! Take this however you like.
-Chicklet
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(jumping up and down like overeager child)
Oooooh, I wanna play.
I'm game if anyone's willing to hit me with their best shot.
SSBC
PS: Katie, that story was too sweet for words. I don't know how anyone could resist Gilbert and his little Joey.
Oooooh, I wanna play.
I'm game if anyone's willing to hit me with their best shot.
SSBC
PS: Katie, that story was too sweet for words. I don't know how anyone could resist Gilbert and his little Joey.
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Chicklet, your gloveslap story is brilliant! I loved your use of "Please don't put that in there." And the ending was so chilling, it made my spine tingle.
This challenge is throwing out some good, very diverse stuff.
Nice one, Earl.
This challenge is throwing out some good, very diverse stuff.
Nice one, Earl.
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Earl -
I think you ought to edit the first post to include a list of people who've offered themselves up, a list of people who've been slapped, a list of people who've answered the challenges, and so forth...so we can keep things straight and don't end up slapping more than one person silly!
I think you ought to edit the first post to include a list of people who've offered themselves up, a list of people who've been slapped, a list of people who've answered the challenges, and so forth...so we can keep things straight and don't end up slapping more than one person silly!
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well, some of us are already silly ( speaking for self here), but still deserve to be slapped.
actually, two of my 'best' stories resulted from challenges or prods by others, so I'm up for more expansion of my horizons. However, the result won't be written until at leat the weekend. Too much else happenning in real life this week. sigh.
actually, two of my 'best' stories resulted from challenges or prods by others, so I'm up for more expansion of my horizons. However, the result won't be written until at leat the weekend. Too much else happenning in real life this week. sigh.
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Chicklet said:
ok:
a celebrity story
referring to, but not featuring, Britney Spears
include the phrase "now show me something kinky"
include a sexual position other than missionary
include an object used as a sex toy which is not normally thought of as a sex toy
the celebrity is of your choice.
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Re: Re: OUCH!
Well.. taking your butt-cheek slapping as my cue Chicklet, I've answered your challenge with a tongue-in-cheek response titled, irreverently enough, Cheek to Cheek. It's on the gloveslap thread now.
Chicklet said:
Well.. taking your butt-cheek slapping as my cue Chicklet, I've answered your challenge with a tongue-in-cheek response titled, irreverently enough, Cheek to Cheek. It's on the gloveslap thread now.
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sirhugs said:
oooh...this'll be super, duper hard, considering my moral aversion to fanfic/celebrity stories...maybe I should choose a celebrity no one will know, who might be flattered if she comes across a story about her. sigh. i'll do my best = )
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This will sound masochistic...but I wanna be slapped. I'll gladly administer a slap in return
