Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
"That's one hell of an overhand, Vince"

 

[stickygirl]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
"That's one hell of an overhand, Vince"
Just one double fault


"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
The umpire didn't clock all his hints

 

[weespanner]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
The umpire didn't clock all his hints
The curious walk


"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
"That's one hell of an overhand, Vince"
Just one double fault
And a single malt

 

[AbsintheFather]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
The umpire didn't clock all his hints
The curious walk
and garbled talk
His nuts were branded with ball prints



"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
"That's one hell of an overhand, Vince"
Just one double fault
And a single malt
And the gut strung raquet by Prince

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want a threesome with the twins


thinking serena and venus

 

[weespanner]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins
Serena and Venus

 

[weespanner]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins
Serena and Venus
Served by your penis

 

[weespanner]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins
Serena and Venus
Served by your penis
With some 'outs' and plenty of 'ins'

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins
Serena and Venus
Served by your penis
Giving them both the outs and the ins

edit - hahaha - good thinking Wee

 

[Cymru6969]

I want a threesome with the twins
A three-cum means everyone wins
Serena and Venus
Served by your penis
Giving them both the outs and the ins

edit - hahaha - good thinking Wee

I am fairly sure that I would never survive a threesome with those sisters!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

edit - haha - good thinking Wee
So cried AbsintheFather with glee

 

[PrurientProf]

edit - haha - good thinking Wee
So cried AbsintheFather with glee
When the subject is tennis

 

[Cymru6969]

edit - haha - good thinking Wee
So cried AbsintheFather with glee
When the subject is tennis
Fuzzy-balled menace

 

[stickygirl]

edit - haha - good thinking Wee
So cried AbsintheFather with glee
When the subject is tennis
Fuzzy-balled menacE
Where's Cymru? Oh, gone off to pee!

 

[Cymru6969]

Me and you in the loo makes two

 

[weespanner]

Me and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo

 

[stickygirl]

Me and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo
So don't get arrested

 

[weespanner]

Me and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo
So don't get arrested
Because you've injested
A super spicy vindaloo

 

[Cymru6969]

and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo
So don't get arrested
Fucking in Stansted

 

[stickygirl]

and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo
So don't get arrested
Fucking in Stansted
Or held up in Luton too

and you in the loo makes two
Let's hope that you don't need a poo
So don't get arrested
For being flat chested
In the Ladies room at Waterloo

He flew by the seat of his pants

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He flew by the seat of his pants
While the stew gave him a lap dance

 

[weespanner]

He flew by the seat of his pants
While the stew gave him a lap dance
Ready to rumble

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He flew by the seat of his pants
While the stew gave him a lap dance
Ready to rumble
He heard her mumble

 

[weespanner]

He flew by the seat of his pants
While the stew gave him a lap dance
Ready to rumble
He heard her mumble
So much for bloody romance!