Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Just gimme a polka
That must be a joka



Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Hey cat, catch this riff
Don't bogart the spliff

 

[Cymru6969]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Just gimme a polka
That must be a joka
Accordions? That's too much work.


Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Hey cat, catch this riff
Don't bogart the spliff
It's booty call with a jazz twerk

 

[weespanner]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
Somehow I don't think that will work
Got left on the shelf
I'll finish myself
And end with a sarcastic smirk

 

[stickygirl]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Hey cat, catch this riff
and don't be a stiff

fuck - I hate it when the page gets turned and I'm the last to realise

 

[Cymru6969]

Ladies, turn those frowns upside down

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ladies, turn those frowns upside down
Pleaded Cymru, the scary clown

 

[jameslewis]

Ladies, turn those frowns upside down
Pleaded Cymru, the scary clown
Put a smile on your face

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ladies, turn those frowns upside down
Pleaded Cymru, the scary clown
Put a smile on your face
Happy end to the chase

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ladies, turn those frowns upside down
Pleaded Cymru, the scary clown
Put a smile on your face
Happy end to the chase
Now bend over, give me your circle brown!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Tea and cakes, very civilized

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Tea and cakes, very civilized
Leaves and recipes, to be memorized

 

[stickygirl]

Tea and cakes, very civilized
Leaves and recipes, to be memorized
Muffin and crumpet

 

[TomBoner]

Tea and cakes, very civilized
Leaves and recipes, to be memorized
Muffin and crumpet
as the man plays a trumpet

Hi there sticks ...

 

[stickygirl]

Tea and cakes, very civilized
Leaves and recipes, to be memorized
Muffin and crumpet
as the man plays a trumpet
His tongue action soon had me revived

Hi Tommo x

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cuddling while the storm rages on

 

[Cymru6969]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
A post-apocalyptic dawn

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
Prelude to our sex marathon

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
A post-apocalyptic dawn
Like fire in the sky

 

[Cymru6969]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
Prelude to our sex marathon
Lace up your corset

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
Prelude to our sex marathon
Lace up your corset
And drive to Dorset

 

[Cymru6969]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
Prelude to our sex marathon
Lace up your corset
Let's move to Dorset
Agreed. So much nicer than Bonn.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?

 

[Cymru6969]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
A post-apocalyptic dawn
Like fire in the sky
She turned to ask why

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He just needed cash