Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Apple_of_Eden]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He moved to Cologne

 

[Cymru6969]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
A post-apocalyptic dawn
Like fire in the sky
Twinkle in her eye

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He just needed cash
Court gave him a stash

 

[Cymru6969]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He moved to Cologne
To drink kölsch and bone

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cuddling while the storm rages on
A post-apocalyptic dawn
Like fire in the sky
Twinkle in her eye
He rolled over, then started to spawn

 

[Cymru6969]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He just needed cash
Court gave him a stash
Stone deaf, he wrote Symphony 9

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What you don't like Old Father Rhine?
Beethoven moved. It smelled of swine.
He moved to Cologne
To drink kölsch and bone
Two things that make everything appear fine!

 

[stickygirl]

Tchaikovsky? As gay as a lord

 

[Cymru6969]

Tchaikovsky? As gay as a lord
He would have fancied Britten's sword

this one's right up my alley, so to speak

 

[stickygirl]

Tchaikovsky? As gay as a lord
He would have fancied Britten's sword
Handel fucked like Messiah

 

[Cymru6969]

Tchaikovsky? As gay as a lord
He would have fancied Britten's sword
Handel fucked like Messiah
Wotan raped Freia

 

[stickygirl]

Tchaikovsky? As gay as a lord
He would have fancied Britten's sword
Handel fucked like Messiah
Wotan raped Freia
Menotti and Barber both scored

 

[Cymru6969]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton

 

[weespanner]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
All covered in some kind of spawn

 

[stickygirl]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
And said with a smile as he sat on

 

[Cymru6969]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
All covered in some kind of spawn
A right of passage



Copland gave Bernstein his baton
And said with a smile as he sat on
"Aaron, you're SO big!"

 

[weespanner]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
All covered in some kind of spawn
A right of passage
To clear the gas-age


Copland gave Bernstein his baton
And said with a smile as he sat on
"Aaron, you're SO big!"
Use 3 leaves from this fig

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
All covered in some kind of spawn
A right of passage
To clear the gas-age
And he waved while the band played on


Copland gave Bernstein his baton
And said with a smile as he sat on
"Aaron, you're SO big!"
Use 3 leaves from this fig
Won't do the trick, I'll need a palm frond

 

[Cymru6969]

Copland gave Bernstein his baton
All covered in some kind of spawn
A right of passage
To clear the gas-age
And he waved while the band played on


Copland gave Bernstein his baton
And said with a smile as he sat on
"Aaron, you're SO big!"
Use 3 leaves from this fig
Won't do the trick, I'll need a palm frond

nicely done, mate

Her walk of shame brought her through town

 

[FUBARd1]

Her walk of shame brought her through town
Her panties were missing, her head hanging down

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her walk of shame brought her through town
Her panties were missing, her head hanging down
Still wet in her middle

 

[Cymru6969]

Her walk of shame brought her through town
Panties missing, head hanging down
Still wet in her middle
From last night's diddle

 

[texou]

Her walk of shame brought her through town
Panties missing, head hanging down
Still wet in her middle
From last night's diddle
Yes-her muff was stuck to her gown

 

[weespanner]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince

 

[stickygirl]

"New balls please!" he cried with a wince
The umpire didn't clock all his hints