Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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Love's labor lost on a quickie
Both of them half-dressed and sticky
Don't bang on the door
 
Love's labor lost on a quickie
Both of them half-dressed and sticky
Don't bang on the door
They're stuck to the floor
 
Love's labor lost on a quickie
Both of them half-dressed and sticky
Don't bang on the door
They're stuck to the floor
Oh, the joy of a wet lickie
 
Lickie, sucky, fucky, and bonk
Twisted up sideways, crossways, and wonk
All for one, one for all
Philip, Peter, Patrick and Paul
 
Lickie, sucky, fucky, and bonk
Twisted up sideways, crossways, and wonk
All for one, one for all
Philip, Peter, Patrick and Paul
All their cocks slid in for a dunk
 
One-by-one's hardly a party trick
Judge a man by the size of his prick
Would his twin quite fit?
Would things stretch quite a bit?
 
One-by-one's hardly a party trick
Judge a man by the size of his prick
Would his twin quite fit?
Would things stretch quite a bit?
Put them all in line and let her take her pick


One-by-one's hardly a party trick
Judge a man by the size of his prick
Would his twin quite fit?
Would things stretch quite a bit?
Would it look any bigger if you hit it with a brick?:cool:
 
So the Litties Awards are tonight
Ye Gods! My party dress is too tight!
Then you must go nude
It's OK to be lewd
 
So the Litties Awards are tonight
Ye Gods! My party dress is too tight!
Then you must go nude
It's OK to be lewd
Be sure to keep the girls upright~!
 
Stan did his best dancing in bed
The music went right to his head
His favorite was polka
 
Stan did his best dancing in bed
The music went right to his head
His favorite was polka
When he sniffed coka?:eek:
 
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