Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Apple_of_Eden]

Blondes, redheads, and brunettes are all fun~!

 

[cliteatingman]

Blondes, redheads, and brunettes are all fun~!
Of every variety, I have fucked one

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Blondes, redheads, and brunettes are all fun~!
Of every variety, I have fucked one
So much for a man's name~!

 

[Lia Monde]

Blondes, redheads, and brunettes are all fun~!
Of every variety, I have fucked one
So much for a man's name~!
He's expanding his game

 

[cliteatingman]

Blondes, redheads, and brunettes are all fun~!
Of every variety, I have fucked one
So much for a man's name~!
He's expanding his game
And now this Limerick is done

 

[Lia Monde]

Satin and lace is always in good taste

 

[skin2win]

i cant write a limmerick at 1am

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Satin and lace is always in good taste
Silk or leather is never a waste

 

[Lia Monde]

Satin and lace is always in good taste
Silk or leather is never a waste
A diverse wardrobe

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Satin and lace is always in good taste
Silk or leather is never a waste
A diverse wardrobe
To look through and probe

 

[Lia Monde]

Satin and lace is always in good taste
Silk or leather is never a waste
A diverse wardrobe
To look through and probe
Will be removed in passion and haste

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Who goes wandering in the dark woods?

 

[Lia Monde]

Who goes wandering in the dark woods?
A girl named Red Riding Hood

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Who goes wandering in the dark woods?
A girl named Red Riding Hood
Watch out for the Wolf!

 

[weespanner]

Who goes wandering in the dark woods?
A girl named Red Riding Hood
Watch out for the Wolf!
Says Granny's a gilf
And that she's finger-lickin' good!

 

[Cymru6969]

The headboard slams into the wall

 

[jsmiam]

Edited..

I met a hot babe in a bar
I said, "I drive a fancy car"
She acted with glee,
until she did see,
My car was from 1984

 

[thebeesknees]

The headboard slams into the wall
His cock is thrusting clear up to the balls

 

[Cymru6969]

The headboard slams into the wall
His cock is thrusting clear up to the balls
Thick as a brick

 

[jsmiam]

into her he did stick

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The headboard slams into the wall
His cock is thrusting clear up to the balls
Thick as a brick
Into her he did stick
That's how it's supposed to be, y'all!

 

[jameslewis]

They wanted to have sex on the beach

 

[Firecracker]

They wanted to have sex on the beach
An act that was well within reach.

 

[jameslewis]

They wanted to have sex on the beach
An act that was well within reach.
So he took her in hand

 

[Cymru6969]

They wanted to have sex on the beach
An act that was well within reach.
So he took her in hand
Shed their clothes on the sand