Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[pensivepoet]

She bitch slapped the uppity brit

 

[thebeesknees]

She bitch slapped the uppity brit
As he fingered her hole and licked at her clit

 

[pensivepoet]

She bitch slapped the uppity brit
As he fingered her hole and licked at her clit
You suck, she said

 

[DoRaMe]

She bitch slapped the uppity brit
As he fingered her hole and licked at her clit
You suck, she said
You're not getting head

 

[pensivepoet]

She bitch slapped the uppity brit
As he fingered her hole and licked at her clit
You suck, she said
You're not getting head
Your tongue is worse than your wit!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Toad in the hole and spotted dick

 

[DoRaMe]

Toad in the hole and spotted dick
Are two dishes I would not pick

 

[pensivepoet]

Toad in the hole and spotted dick
Are two dishes I would not pick
I'd rather suck toe

 

[weespanner]

Toad in the hole and spotted dick
Are two dishes I would not pick
I'd rather suck toe
A camel one, though

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Toad in the hole and spotted dick
Are two dishes I would not pick
I'd rather suck toe
A camel one, though
Nice and fleshy, lovely and thick

 

[thebeesknees]

.........

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

.........
Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees

 

[Adre]

.........
Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees
Or you could call it three elipses

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

.........
Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees
Or you could call it three elipses
Can it be Morse Code?

 

[pensivepoet]

.........
Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees
Or you could call it three elipses
Can it be Morse Code?

Yes, very cryptic indeed
Why not 7 or 10?
Why 9?

 

[pensivepoet]

.........
........

 

[Adre]

Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees
Or you could call it three elipses
Can it be Morse Code?
No dashes were showed

 

[Cymru6969]

Nine dots were left me by thebeesknees
Or you could call it three elipses
Can it be Morse Code?
No dashes were showed
It's an enigma, if you please

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A Lim'rick starts the day off right

 

[AbsintheFather]

A Lim'rick starts the day off right
Naughty ones could even incite

 

[BlueEyedGent]

A Lim'rick starts the day off right
Naughty ones could even incite
Hot passion and lust

 

[stickygirl]

A Lim'rick starts the day off right
Naughty ones could even incite
Hot passion and lust
and rhythm's a must

 

[AbsintheFather]

A Lim'rick starts the day off right
Naughty ones could even incite
Hot passion and lust
and rhythm's a must
Seduction by the morning light

 

[thebeesknees]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad

 

[Cymru6969]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just a fad