Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

It looks like I missed out on action
Nah, just a Wee little distraction
The girl's got some sass



Hey Jett/Sticky

 

[37_ttej]

It looks like I missed out on action
Nah, just a Wee little distraction
The girl's got some sass
Without being crass

(Hi AF)

 

[stickygirl]

It looks like I missed out on action
Nah, just a Wee little distraction
The girl's got some sass
Without being crass
You men all have booby reaction

 

[AbsintheFather]

It looks like I missed out on action
Nah, just a Wee little distraction
The girl's got some sass
Without being crass
She gives me a penile reaction

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His pecker was semi at best

 

[Adre]

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest

 

[TomBoner]

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny

 

[AbsintheFather]

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit

 

[stickygirl]

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed
He plunged it right in


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
Gobbed up some spit


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
Like actress, Sigourney

 

[AbsintheFather]

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
And, not to sound corny



His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
But wouldn't commit

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed
He plunged it right in
She did a quick spin


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
Gobbed up some spit
And watched while he spewed on her chest


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
Like actress, Sigourney
His hardon became her next quest

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
And, not to sound corny
He was soon up for quite the cob fest



His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
But wouldn't commit
So he offered her some other guest

 

[AbsintheFather]

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed
He plunged it right in
She did a quick spin


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
Gobbed up some spit
And watched while he spewed on her chest


His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
Like actress, Sigourney
His hardon became her next quest

His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
But she was still horny
And, not to sound corny
He was soon up for quite the cob fest



His pecker was semi at best
Even a cock needs a rest
She licked it a bit
But wouldn't commit
So he offered her some other guest

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[GiggLeGasm]

ha! (they're not all finished!)

 

[AbsintheFather]

ha! (they're not all finished!)

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed
He plunged it right in
She did a quick spin
Then he put her ass to the test


Better now Dear?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His pecker was semi at best
But with a long tongue he was blessed
He plunged it right in
She did a quick spin
Then he put her ass to the test


Better now Dear?

uh huh.

In his office he kept small space

 

[AbsintheFather]

In his office he kept small space
Where he stored some panties of lace

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In his office he kept small space
Where he stored some panties of lace
When the moment was right

 

[AbsintheFather]

In his office he kept small space
Where he stored some panties of lace
When the moment was right
He'd turn down the light

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In his office he kept small space
Where he stored some panties of lace
When the moment was right
He'd turn down the light
And stroke with deliberate pace
(until he came all over her face)

 

[pensivepoet]

One day his boss found the stash

 

[stickygirl]

One day his boss found the stash
But stopped on the way to the trash

 

[pensivepoet]

One day his boss found the stash
But stopped on the way to the trash
She took her a whiff

 

[weespanner]

One day his boss found the stash
But stopped on the way to the trash
She took her a whiff
A quick 'scratch and sniff'

 

[pensivepoet]

One day his boss found the stash
But stopped on the way to the trash
She took her a whiff
A quick 'scratch and sniff'
But it smelled like 3 day old hash!