Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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I believe Lit may make you sex craved
Spent too much time and my brain just raved
Thoughts, feelings, actions
 
I believe Lit may make you sex craved
Spent too much time and my brain just raved
Thoughts, feelings, actions
Strong hormonal reactions
 
I believe Lit may make you sex craved
Spent too much time and my brain just raved
Thoughts, feelings, actions
Strong hormonal reactions
This limerick sucks and can't be saved~!
 
I once knew a man who played drums
And could spank a mean beat on bums
His hands were quite quick
Alas so's his 'stick' :(

(Hello Apple :) )
 
I once knew a man who played drums
And could spank a mean beat on bums
His hands were quite quick
Alas so's his 'stick' :(
That explains how fast he comes

Hi jett

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His mind was racing all the time
and he was quick with the pick up line
But the girls didn't buy it
 
His mind was racing all the time
and he was quick with the pick up line
But the girls didn't buy it
For they found him to quiet
 
His mind was racing all the time
and he was quick with the pick up line
But the girls didn't buy it
For they found him to quiet
But that's what happens to a mime
 
Abs had a way with the women
Always took the ones who were slimmin'
He'd get a big hard on
 
Abs had a way with the women
Always took the ones who were slimmin'
He'd get a big hard on
Pics on Lit dot com?;)
 
Abs had a way with the women
Always took the ones who were slimmin'
He'd get a big hard on
Pics on Lit dot com?
No, I hear he loves rimming

(with apologies to Abs :rose: ) :D
 
That sounds like a slip of the tongue
But he wasn't close to being done
His fingers explored
 
That sounds like a slip of the tongue
But he wasn't close to being done
His fingers explored
Deep in her fjord

:rolleyes:
 
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