Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

What a lovely day for a hump
Then on to the bed we should jump
Want a pillow fight?
My pants just got tight
I'll be careful which part I thump

 

[TomBoner]

Do you think it might be true

 

[stickygirl]

Do you think it might be true
That Hitler had one ball, not two?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Do you think it might be true
That Hitler had one ball, not two?
I heard he had none!

 

[texou]

Do you think it might be true
That Hitler had one ball, not two?
I heard he had none!
His wife had no fun

 

[Lia Monde]

Do you think it might be true
That Hitler had one ball, not two?
I heard he had none!
His wife had no fun
She wasn't the only one he would screw

 

[Lia Monde]

Rose offered Stewart her petal

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Rose offered Stewart her petal
He valued it like a gold medal

 

[Lia Monde]

Rose offered Stewart her petal
He valued it like a gold medal
The nectar was sweet

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Rose offered Stewart her petal
He valued it like a gold medal
The nectar was sweet
He found her replete

 

[stickygirl]

Rose offered Stewart her petal
He valued it like a gold medal
The nectar was sweet
He found her replete
On his face, her big ass would settle

 

[weespanner]

nice one Sticky

Her womanly scent drove him wild

 

[stickygirl]

Her womanly scent drove him wild
As he sniffed at her gusset wide-eyed


eeeew

 

[TomBoner]

Her womanly scent drove him wild
As he sniffed at her gusset wide-eyed
He wanted to eat her

 

[Adre]

Her womanly scent drove him wild
As he sniffed at her gusset wide-eyed
He wanted to eat her
But which hole was sweeter?

 

[TomBoner]

Her womanly scent drove him wild
As he sniffed at her gusset wide-eyed
He wanted to eat her
But which hole was sweeter?
He stared with his mind beguiled.

 

[stickygirl]

Her womanly scent drove him wild
As he sniffed at her gusset wide-eyed
He wanted to eat her
But which hole was sweeter?
Then he caught oral thrush when he tried

His tongue made her gush when he tried?
Her ass smelled like something had died?

 

[TomBoner]

His tongue made her gush when he tried?
Her ass smelled like something had died?

You are one sick puppy girl ... but that why I like you.

Her ass smelled like something had died
When he tasted it his eyes just cried

 

[Adre]

Her ass smelled like something had died
When he tasted it his eyes just cried
But he soldiered on

 

[stickygirl]

Her ass smelled like something had died
When he tasted it his eyes just cried
But he soldiered on
Despite the foul pong


I spend my time with students Tom and we're all down at the health care centre with NSU at some time

 

[Adre]

Her ass smelled like something had died
When he tasted it his eyes just cried
But he soldiered on
Despite the foul pong
Then had her climb on for a ride

 

[stickygirl]

Exhausted, she lay back in bed

 

[weespanner]

Her ass smelled like something had died
When he tasted it his eyes just cried
But he soldiered on
Despite the foul pong
Then had her climb on for a ride

*chortle*


Exhausted, she lay back in bed
The batteries were almost dead

 

[texou]

Exhausted, she lay back in bed
The batteries were almost dead
Her orgasm was near

 

[stickygirl]

Exhausted, she lay back in bed
The batteries were almost dead
Her orgasm was near
As he breathed in her ear