Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just a fad
Yet a pierced scrotum

 

[jameslewis]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just a fad
Yet a pierced scrotum
Could be useful to tote em Really Dee?? Scrotum??

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just a fad
Yet a pierced scrotum
Could be useful to tote em
And boss 'em around just a tad Yes, james, really you did okay, though!

 

[Cymru6969]

Bollocks are a testy rhyme, no?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Bollocks are a testy rhyme, no?
Not if you know where they go!

 

[FUBARd1]

Bollocks are a testy rhyme, no?
Not if you know where they go!
Like, up in the air

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Bollocks are a testy rhyme, no?
Not if you know where they go!
Like, up in the air
Do you even have a pair?

 

[FUBARd1]

Bollocks are a testy rhyme, no?
Not if you know where they go!
Like, up in the air
Do you even have a pair?
Both bollocks and balls, don't you know!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I once knew a man who loved to walk

 

[FUBARd1]

I once knew a man who loved to walk
He liked to walk even more than to talk

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I once knew a man who loved to walk
He liked to walk even more than to talk
Unless it was to me~!

 

[FUBARd1]

I once knew a man who loved to walk
He liked to walk even more than to talk
Unless it was to me~!
Exceptions, you see,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I once knew a man who loved to walk
He liked to walk even more than to talk
Unless it was to me~!
Exceptions, you see,
No, he just didn't want me to squawk!

 

[FUBARd1]

I once knew a man who loved to walk
He liked to walk even more than to talk
Unless it was to me~!
Exceptions, you see,
No, he just didn't want me to squawk!

LOL, too funny!!

I once took a big bite of an Apple

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

LOL, too funny!!

I once took a big bite of an Apple
You must have had her placed in a strapple

 

[FUBARd1]

I once took a big bite of an Apple
You must have had her placed in a strapple
The taste, it was sweet

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I once took a big bite of an Apple
You must have had her placed in a strapple
The taste, it was sweet
Apples are replete

 

[AbsintheFather]

I once took a big bite of an Apple
You must have had her placed in a strapple
The taste, it was sweet
Apples are replete
T'was a sin, to eat in the chapel

 

[TomBoner]

The nun took a cane to my butt

 

[neakman]

The nun took a cane to my butt
I turned around to her and said "WHAT"?

 

[Adre]

The nun took a cane to my butt
I turned around to her and said "WHAT"?
She said "It's a habit"

 

[neakman]

The nun took a cane to my butt
I turned around to her and said "WHAT"?
She said "It's a habit"
Oh!, let me stab it!

 

[stickygirl]

The nun took a cane to my butt
I turned around to her and said "WHAT"?
She said "It's a habit"
Oh!, let me stab it!
And then at my balls took a putt

 

[Adre]

The nun took a cane to my butt
I turned around to her and said "WHAT"?
She said "It's a habit"
Oh!, let me stab it!
And then at my balls took a putt

I'd take that cane were I able

 

[thebeesknees]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just such a fad
The ink looks so pretty