Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[neakman]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just such a fad
The ink looks so pretty
the sayings there , so witty

 

[stickygirl]

I'd take that cane were I able
If you strapped me down to a table

 

[Cymru6969]

I'd take that cane were I able
If you strapped me down to a table
Muffled cries and squeals

 

[stickygirl]

I'd take that cane were I able
If you strapped me down to a table
Muffled cries and squeals
and sexy red wheals

 

[thebeesknees]

I'd take that cane were I able
If you strapped me down to a table
Muffled cries and squeals
and sexy red wheals
my glowing red ass now bears your label

 

[Adre]

I know that you need it, you want it real bad
But tattooing is just such a fad
The ink looks so pretty
the sayings there , so witty
But tramp stamps look sort of sad

 

[thebeesknees]

I thought I was lucky to meet such a girl

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I thought I was lucky to meet such a girl
Who would swallow my balls while she gave them a twirl

 

[Cymru6969]

thought I was lucky to meet such a girl
Who would swallow my balls while she gave them a twirl
''Twas not meant to be

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

thought I was lucky to meet such a girl
Who would swallow my balls while she gave them a twirl
''Twas not meant to be
She choked at inch 3

 

[37_ttej]

Thought I was lucky to meet such a girl
Who would swallow my balls while she gave them a twirl
''Twas not meant to be
She choked at inch 3
And - whoops - up came her lunch with a hurl!

*erk*

 

[FUBARd1]

Thought I was lucky to meet such a girl
Who would swallow my balls while she gave them a twirl
''Twas not meant to be
She choked at inch 3
And - whoops - up came her lunch with a hurl!

*erk*

Urp!! lol

There once was a lass swallowed cock,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock

 

[rudrakshpathak]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock

She opened her mouth and did she swallow
Her comrades on shore, did they follow

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock
She opened her mouth and did she swallow
Her comrades on shore, did they follow
Singing "Blow the Man Down" in mock

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock
She'd polish their brass

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock
She'd polish their brass
Then wiggle her ass

 

[stickygirl]

There once was a lass swallowed cock,
She loved when the Navy came in to dock
She'd polish their brass
Then wiggle her ass
The seamen to her always flock

 

[Cymru6969]

Whilst blowing my wad up her ass

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Whilst blowing my wad up her ass
Cymru, must you be so crass?

 

[stickygirl]

Whilst blowing my wad up her ass
Cymru, must you be so crass?
If he uses his mouth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Whilst blowing my wad up her ass
Cymru, must you be so crass?
If he uses his mouth
To eat her down south

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Whilst blowing my wad up her ass
Cymru, must you be so crass?
If he uses his mouth
To eat her down south
There's no risk of passing gas

 

[FUBARd1]

It's time for a limerick with class,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It's time for a limerick with class,
I guess I shouldn't use the word ass