Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

The ship had a striking First Mate
Who totally loved to fellate
So she learned threesome bi
on deck under open sky
Two mouths at his cock - some dude's fate

 

[thebeesknees]

He moaned with a sigh at completion
filling her cunt with secretion
she turned her head
and joyfully said
your cock gives me total dilation

 

[thebeesknees]

She hissed push it in sweetheart, go deep

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She hissed push it in sweetheart, go deep
Didn't care that he was a creep

 

[thebeesknees]

She hissed push it in sweetheart, go deep
Didn't care that he was a creep
So he slipped it right in

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She hissed push it in sweetheart, go deep
Didn't care that he was a creep
So he slipped it right in
Though it was a sin

 

[Hornblende]

She hissed push it in sweetheart, go deep
Didn't care that he was a creep
So he slipped it right in
Though it was a sin
And, as ye sow, ye shall reap

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Fuck me harder!" she yelled out loud

 

[travelmate2002]

"Fuck me harder!" she yelled out loud
and so his shaft deeper he ploughed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Fuck me harder!" she yelled out loud
and so his shaft deeper he ploughed
Gave her all he got

 

[travelmate2002]

"Fuck me harder!" she yelled out loud
and so his shaft deeper he ploughed
Gave her all he got
which was quite a lot

 

[suckonsimon]

"Fuck me harder!" she yelled out loud
and so his shaft deeper he ploughed
Gave her all he got
which was quite a lot
For the next guy: sloppy seconds allowed

 

[Cymru6969]

Under the desk she worked away

 

[suckonsimon]

Under the desk she worked away
His cock and balls out and ready for play

 

[Bitesback]

Under the desk she worked away
His cock and balls out and ready for play
But when the phone rang

 

[Cymru6969]

Under the desk she worked away
His cock and balls out and ready for play
But when the phone rang
Her mouth full of wang

 

[Bitesback]

Under the desk she worked away
His cock and balls out and ready for play
But when the phone rang
Her mouth full of wang
He sat up and blocked her airway

 

[suckonsimon]

Under the desk she worked away
His cock and balls out and ready for play
But when the phone rang
Her mouth full of wang
He sat up and blocked her airway

Great - or should I say terrible! - ending, BB! xx

When the chief exec sits at her desk each day

 

[Hornblende]

When the chief exec sits at her desk each day
She likes to involve her PA

 

[Cymru6969]

When the chief exec sits at her desk each day
She likes to involve her PA
He does as he's told

 

[suckonsimon]

When the chief exec sits at her desk each day
She likes to involve her PA
He does as he's told
Of his tie she takes hold

 

[Cymru6969]

When the chief exec sits at her desk each day
She likes to involve her PA
He does as he's told
Of his tie she takes hold
For each "O" he'll get extra pay

 

[Hornblende]

She was eager to try out her toys

 

[suckonsimon]

She was eager to try out her toys
So she gave the remotes to the boys

 

[Hornblende]

She was eager to try out her toys
So she gave the remotes to the boys
When they turned up the dial