Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

She was eager to try out her toys
So she gave the remotes to the boys
When they turned up the dial
Came this piercing sq-y-al!

 

[Hornblende]

She was eager to try out her toys
So she gave the remotes to the boys
When they turned up the dial
Came this piercing sq-y-al!
You will never have heard such a noise...!

 

[suckonsimon]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet

 

[Hornblende]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet
For the noise can be fun if you try it

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet
For the noise can be fun if you try it
If you just let it go,
And act like a HO,

 

[suckonsimon]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet
For the noise can be fun if you try it
A hand on her mouth

 

[suckonsimon]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet
For the noise can be fun if you try it
If you just let it go,
And act like a HO,
Orgasms come on like a riot!

 

[travelmate2002]

When it's sex, there's no call to be quiet
For the noise can be fun if you try it
A hand on her mouth
another down south

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She rode his cock like she stole it

 

[travelmate2002]

She rode his cock like she stole it
but he felt like a complete misfit

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She rode his cock like she stole it
but he felt like a complete misfit
His shaft softening

 

[travelmate2002]

She rode his cock like she stole it
but he felt like a complete misfit
His shaft softening
the silence deafening

 

[suckonsimon]

She rode his cock like she stole it
but he felt like a complete misfit
His shaft softening
the silence deafening
Hardened up when he got to some suck-tit

 

[Cymru6969]

Her wetland now opened to drilling

 

[suckonsimon]

Her wetland now opened to drilling
His sprung-up log: long, thick, thrilling

 

[Cymru6969]

Her wetland now opened to drilling
His sprung-up log: long, thick, thrilling
A permit's required

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Her wetland now opened to drilling
His sprung-up log: long, thick, thrilling
A permit's required
That's never expired,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Her wetland now opened to drilling
His sprung-up log: long, thick, thrilling
A permit's required
That's never expired,
Unless you plan on not spilling.

 

[Cymru6969]

Her wetland now opened to drilling
His sprung-up log: long, thick, thrilling
A permit's required
That's never expired,
Unless you plan on not spilling.

nice double-dip, U2

On her, not a drop was wasted

 

[suckonsimon]

On her, not a drop was wasted
Each rope of it scooped up and tasted

 

[Cymru6969]

On her, not a drop was wasted
Each rope of it scooped up and tasted
Shared with her girlfriend

 

[Bitesback]

On her, not a drop was wasted
Each rope of it scooped up and tasted
Shared with her girlfriend
The tastes they did blend

 

[37_ttej]

On her, not a drop was wasted
Each rope of it scooped up and tasted
Shared with her girlfriend
The tastes they did blend
Then onto the roast it was basted.

*erk*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^

I'll decline Jett's dinner invite

 

[37_ttej]

I'll decline Jett's dinner invite
Don't worry, Dee, I'd treat you right