Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'll decline Jett's dinner invite
Don't worry, Dee, I'd treat you right
That's what they all say..

 

[37_ttej]

I'll decline Jett's dinner invite
Don't worry, Dee, I'd treat you right
That's what they all say.
Um, say, will you pay?

 

[travelmate2002]

I'll decline Jett's dinner invite
Don't worry, Dee, I'd treat you right
That's what they all say.
Um, say, will you pay?
oops now you are giving me a fright!

 

[37_ttej]

*Hey T'mate *

So much for Jett being a gent

 

[travelmate2002]

So much for Jett being a gent
no reply for those dirty mails sent

Hiya Jett

 

[suckonsimon]

So much for Jett being a gent
no reply for those dirty mails sent
While he's cooking with cum

 

[babeee]

So much for Jett being a gent
no reply for those dirty mails sent
While he's cooking with cum
His cock becomes numb

 

[Cymru6969]

So much for Jett being a gent
no reply for those dirty mails sent
While he's cooking with cum
His cock becomes numb
And his apron morphs into a tent

 

[suckonsimon]

So much for Jett being a gent
no reply for those dirty mails sent
While he's cooking with cum
His cock becomes numb
And his left hand's vigour's all spent

 

[37_ttej]

Haha, you've all so much wit

 

[Cymru6969]

Haha, you've all so much wit
Right back 'atcha, Aussie git

 

[suckonsimon]

Haha, you've all so much wit
Right back 'atcha, Aussie git
Let's all meet for some beers

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Haha, you've all so much wit
Right back 'atcha, Aussie git
Let's all meet for some beers
and never shed tears-
we'll go find us a young lady's slit.

 

[Cymru6969]

Do not go gentle into her

 

[37_ttej]

Do not go gentle into her
She likes them rough, with hairy fur

(Bears!? )

 

[travelmate2002]

Do not go gentle into her
She likes them rough, with hairy fur
never one to complain

 

[Bitesback]

Do not go gentle into her
She likes them rough, with hairy fur
Never one to complain
She handles the pain

 

[travelmate2002]

Do not go gentle into her
She likes them rough, with hairy fur
Never one to complain
She handles the pain
and when she cum's lets out a purr.

 

[Hornblende]

To get a reaction on Lit

 

[thebeesknees]

To get a reaction on Lit
You must post with humor and wit

 

[37_ttej]

To get a reaction on Lit
You must post with humor and wit
And then your av pic

 

[Hornblende]

To get a reaction on Lit
You must post with humor and wit
And then your av pic
Should not show your dick

 

[37_ttej]

To get a reaction on Lit
You must post with humor and wit
And then your av pic
Should not show your dick
I so much prefer femme ass or tit.

 

[Hornblende]

To get a reaction on Lit
You must post with humor and wit
And then your av pic
Should not show your dick
But it's fine if it's femme ass or tit.

For while women have dicks that they like

 

[37_ttej]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike