Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet
There's a view there that few would regret

 

[37_ttej]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet
There's a view there that few would regret
Nips perky and proud

 

[Hornblende]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet
There's a view there that few would regret
Nips perky and proud
Would please any crowd

 

[37_ttej]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet
There's a view there that few would regret
Nips perky and proud
Would please any crowd
Those puppies I'd sure love to pet!

 

[Hornblende]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet
There's a view there that few would regret
Nips perky and proud
Would please any crowd
Those puppies I'd sure love to pet!

There must be a thread for this act!

 

[monanympho]

"I signed up on Lit
To serve my Clit
It has been fun, with many men
I hope there were,
an equal number of women
It will be nice to give a cock a fuck
While a lady nimbly gives my nippies a suck"

 

[Hornblende]

"I signed up on Lit
To serve my Clit
It has been fun, with many men
I hope there were,
an equal number of women
It will be nice to give a cock a fuck
While a lady nimbly gives my nippies a suck"

Hey Mona! One line at a time

 

[monanympho]

Hey Mona! One line at a time

Yikes- Sorry, I did'nt look carefully. My bad - Here is a new one:

Once upon a time on my bed...

 

[Cymru6969]

Once upon a time on my bed
I pleasured two dudes, Bill & Ted

 

[Hornblende]

Once upon a time on my bed
I pleasured two dudes, Bill & Ted
I might have tried three

 

[Cymru6969]

Once upon a time on my bed
I pleasured two dudes, Bill & Ted
I might have tried three
'cos his cock reached his knee

 

[thebeesknees]

Once upon a time on my bed
I pleasured two dudes, Bill & Ted
I might have tried three
'cos his cock reached his knee
but he tore me a new one instead

 

[thebeesknees]

My lady was naked and bent at the knees

 

[Hornblende]

My lady was naked and bent at the knees
She was ready, primed, hoping to please
She was dripping, so wet

 

[suckonsimon]

My lady was naked and bent at the knees
She was ready, primed, hoping to please
She was dripping, so wet
So I DROVE in, no let

 

[37_ttej]

My lady was naked and bent at the knees
She was ready, primed, hoping to please
She was dripping, so wet
So I DROVE in, no let
I'm really glad I selected her keys.

 

[thebeesknees]

One day as I strolled along the naked only beach

 

[37_ttej]

One day as I strolled along the naked only beach
I was startled to run into my junior school teach

 

[Hornblende]

One day as I strolled along the naked only beach
I was startled to run into my junior school teach
She blushed as she saw

 

[37_ttej]

One day as I strolled along the naked only beach
I was startled to run into my junior school teach
She blushed as she saw
My bum in the raw

 

[Hornblende]

One day as I strolled along the naked only beach
I was startled to run into my junior school teach
She blushed as she saw
My bum in the raw
And then washed her eyes out with bleach

 

[37_ttej]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!

 

[Hornblende]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!
I wish that they used some hot wax

 

[37_ttej]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!
I wish that they used some hot wax
She prefers them clean

 

[Hornblende]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!
I wish that they used some hot wax
She prefers them clean
When she gets obscene