Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike
But in an AV

 

[Cymru6969]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike
But in an AV
Use some tact, baby (said with an Austin Powers flair)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike
But in an AV
Use some tact, baby (said with an Austin Powers flair)
Cover that junk with your bike


*drops head in shame and walks away*

 

[Hornblende]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike
But in an AV
Use some tact, baby (said with an Austin Powers flair)
And dress yourself up as a dyke

 

[Hornblende]

For while women have dicks that they like
Thickly veined and all stiff as a pike
But in an AV
Use some tact, baby (said with an Austin Powers flair)
Cover that junk with your bike

*drops head in shame and walks away*
Hey don't do that giggler, please stay!

 

[37_ttej]

*drops head in shame and walks away*
Hey don't do that giggler, please stay!
We'd love you to rhyme

 

[Hornblende]

*drops head in shame and walks away*
Hey don't do that giggler, please stay!
We'd love you to rhyme
In verses sublime

 

[37_ttej]

*drops head in shame and walks away*
Hey don't do that giggler, please stay!
We'd love you to rhyme
In verses sublime
We promise to behave (mostly)

*you have to say that last bit in Ocka to make it rhyme *

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun

 

[Cymru6969]

*drops head in shame and walks away*
Hey don't do that giggler, please stay!
We'd love you to rhyme
In verses sublime
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun
Just listen to her. She's no nun.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun
Just listen to her. She's no nun.
Quite undercover

 

[37_ttej]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun
Just listen to her. She's no nun.
Quite undercover
Smokin' hot lover

 

[Hornblende]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun
Just listen to her. She's no nun.
Quite undercover
Smokin' hot lover
Does everything under the sun!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm a fan of afternoon fun
Just listen to her. She's no nun.
Quite undercover
Smokin' hot lover
With both her phasers set on stun

 

[Cymru6969]

That silk bra gives her boobs a chance

 

[GiggLeGasm]

That silk bra gives her boobs a chance
And creates a tension as her nipples dance

 

[Cymru6969]

That silk bra gives her boobs a chance
And creates a tension as her nipples dance
Poems in motion

 

[GiggLeGasm]

That silk bra gives her boobs a chance
And creates a tension as her nipples dance
Poems in motion
Carnal devotion

 

[Cymru6969]

That silk bra gives her boobs a chance
And creates a tension as her nipples dance
Poems in motion
Carnal devotion
Making the most of happenstance

 

[Cymru6969]

Erin goes bra-less each Sunday

 

[Cymru6969]

Erin goes bra-less each Sunday
Cause she must wear the damn thing Monday
One day to hang free

 

[cliteatingman]

Erin goes bra-less each Sunday
Cause she must wear the damn thing Monday
One day to hang free
Tits under her tee

 

[Cymru6969]

Erin goes bra-less each Sunday
Cause she must wear the damn thing Monday
One day to hang free
Tits under her tee
Sadly, they'll both hang low one day

 

[37_ttej]

Ah, but when the T-shirt gets wet