Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Angellica1612]

When you find a long lost friend
If you want you can bend
Reunions are nice
They're worth any price

 

[cliteatingman]

When you find a long lost friend
If you want you can bend
Reunions are nice
They're worth any price
If you get it in the end

 

[Hornblende]

When shaving the hair from his balls

 

[travelmate2002]

When shaving the hair from his balls
he put on hold all his calls

 

[Hornblende]

When shaving the hair from his balls
he put on hold all his calls
Then she offered to help

 

[travelmate2002]

When shaving the hair from his balls
he put on hold all his calls
Then she offered to help
but he let out a yelp

 

[Hornblende]

When shaving the hair from his balls
he put on hold all his calls
Then she offered to help
but he let out a yelp
That was heard at Niagara Falls

 

[thebeesknees]

As lowered her self on his prick

 

[travelmate2002]

As lowered her self on his prick
did so after giving it a lick

 

[travelmate2002]

As lowered her self on his prick
did so after giving it a lick
ever so slow she sat
Then said, 'How's that?'

 

[Hornblende]

As lowered her self on his prick
did so after giving it a lick
ever so slow she sat
Then said, 'How's that?'
While performing her favourite trick

 

[thebeesknees]

As lowered her self on his prick
did so after giving it a lick
ever so slow she sat
Then said, 'How's that?'
While performing her favorite trick

My bad but to late now the first line should have been..."As She"

 

[thebeesknees]

I was minding my business one day at work

 

[Hornblende]

I was minding my business at work
When she showed off her sexual quirk

 

[suckonsimon]

I was minding my business at work
When she showed off her sexual quirk
As my mojo expanded

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I was minding my business at work
When she showed off her sexual quirk
As my mojo expanded
And attention demanded

 

[travelmate2002]

With nothing to gain and all to lose

 

[suckonsimon]

With nothing to gain and all to lose
I got out my Fleshlight to have a good use

 

[Hornblende]

With nothing to gain and all to lose
I got out my Fleshlight to have a good use
But my woman was cross

 

[suckonsimon]

With nothing to gain and all to lose
I got out my Fleshlight to have a good use
But my woman was cross
'Bout ejaculate loss

 

[Hornblende]

With nothing to gain and all to lose
I got out my Fleshlight to have a good use
But my woman was cross
'Bout ejaculate loss
She fucked off on a long ocean cruise

 

[suckonsimon]

The ship had a striking First Mate

 

[Hornblende]

The ship had a striking First Mate
Who totally loved to fellate

 

[suckonsimon]

The ship had a striking First Mate
Who totally loved to fellate
So she learned threesome bi

 

[travelmate2002]

The ship had a striking First Mate
Who totally loved to fellate
So she learned threesome bi
on deck under open sky