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[suckonsimon]

Her eyes opened wide with each thrust
His shaft full and ridged, fit to bust
She was hot, wet and tight
Flaying like it was a fight

 

[Hornblende]

Her eyes opened wide with each thrust
His shaft full and ridged, fit to bust
She was hot, wet and tight
Flaying like it was a fight
In a pure illustration of lust

 

[suckonsimon]

The great thing about the Easter Break

 

[Hornblende]

The great thing about the Easter Break
Is not linked to chocolate or cake

 

[suckonsimon]

The great thing about the Easter Break
Is not linked to chocolate or cake
It's more like sour cream

 

[Hornblende]

The great thing about the Easter Break
Is not linked to chocolate or cake
It's more like sour cream
Consumed in a dream

 

[suckonsimon]

The great thing about the Easter Break
Is not linked to chocolate or cake
It's more like sour cream
Consumed in a dream
Her Big O, his following in its wake

 

[Hornblende]

The great thing about the Easter Break
Is not linked to chocolate or cake
It's more like sour cream
Consumed in a dream
Her Big O, his following in its wake

...

 

[thebeesknees]

I hid an egg inside of her bush
a little bit tight so I gave it a push

 

[suckonsimon]

I hid an egg inside of her bush
a little bit tight so I gave it a push
as it warmed it went soft

 

[Penuche]

I hid an egg inside of her bush
a little bit tight so I gave it a push
as it warmed it went soft
in she took it, aloft.

 

[suckonsimon]

I hid an egg inside of her bush
a little bit tight so I gave it a push
as it warmed it went soft
in she took it, aloft.
So after we fucked she had chocolate gush

 

[Firecracker]

She prepared for a day at the beach

 

[suckonsimon]

She prepared for a day at the beach
strap bikini and succulent peach

 

[barefootgirl69]

She prepared for a day at the beach
strap bikini and succulent peach
Sunglasses and towel

 

[Hornblende]

She prepared for a day at the beach
strap bikini and succulent peach
Sunglasses and towel
A bucket and trowel

 

[suckonsimon]

She prepared for a day at the beach
strap bikini and succulent peach
Sunglasses and towel
A bucket and trowel
Two bronzed lifeguards within easy reach

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

How come the first line's always mine?

 

[Cymru6969]

How come the first line's always mine?
Late again! I'll uncork that wine

 

[Angellica1612]

How come the first line's always mine?
Late again! I'll uncork that wine
We'll make a toast





Hi Cy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cymru6969]

How come the first line's always mine?
Late again! I'll uncork that wine
We'll make a toast
Who'll carve the roast?





Hi Cy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I live and breathe!

 

[Angellica1612]

As I live and breathe!

Yep, it's me! I've missed you!

How come the first line's always mine?
Late again! I'll uncork that wine
We'll make a toast
Who'll carve the roast?
Who cares, it'll be fine!

 

[Angellica1612]

When you find a long lost friend

 

[cliteatingman]

When you find a long lost friend
If you want you can bend

 

[Cymru6969]

When you find a long lost friend
If you want you can bend
Reunions are nice