Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!
All that means is there's spunk in me yet!
I can't disagree
So a chance there may be

 

[Hornblende]

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!
All that means is there's spunk in me yet!
I can't disagree
So a chance there may be
For some fucking you'll never forget

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!
All that means is there's spunk in me yet!
I can't disagree
So a chance there may be
For some fucking you'll never forget

Nicely mate! And so, good night!

 

[Hornblende]

Nicely mate! And so, good night!
'Tis time for some sleepy delight

 

[barefootgirl69]

Nicely mate! And so, good night!
'Tis time for some sleepy delight
We'll wake with the sun

 

[Hornblende]

Nicely mate! And so, good night!
'Tis time for some sleepy delight
We'll wake with the sun
For limericking fun

 

[suckonsimon]

Nicely mate! And so, good night!
'Tis time for some sleepy delight
We'll wake with the sun
For limericking fun
Else wham bam-ing fun! Too right!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Thoughts of him make her moan and squirm

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Thoughts of him make her moan and squirm
Thoughts of her make him groan and yearn,

 

[Hornblende]

Thoughts of him make her moan and squirm
Thoughts of her make him groan and yearn
When they both got together

 

[Firecracker]

Thoughts of him make her moan and squirm
Thoughts of her make him groan and yearn
When they both got together
Like birds of a feather

 

[suckonsimon]

Thoughts of him make her moan and squirm
Thoughts of her make him groan and yearn
When they both got together
Like birds of a feather
The passion, the lust and the Eros - Wow. Burn.

 

[Hornblende]

As her négligée fell to to the floor

 

[barefootgirl69]

As her négligée fell to the floor
Her secret lover locked the door

 

[Hornblende]

As her négligée fell to the floor
Her secret lover locked the door
Then he took her right there

 

[barefootgirl69]

As her négligée fell to the floor
Her secret lover locked the door
Then he took her right there
Bent her over the chair

 

[Hornblende]

As her négligée fell to the floor
Her secret lover locked the door
Then he took her right there
Bent her over the chair
and fucked her - the pleasure was pure!

 

[suckonsimon]

As her négligée fell to the floor
Her secret lover locked the door
Then he took her right there
Bent her over the chair
and fucked her - the pleasure was pure!

... a lovely one, you two!

Stand-up doggie against the settee

 

[thebeesknees]

Stand-up doggie against the settee
back door entry is always so pretty

 

[Bitesback]

Stand-up doggie against the settee
Back door entry is always so pretty
Her cheeks parted wide

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Stand-up doggie against the settee
Back door entry is always so pretty
Her cheeks parted wide
He slipped right inside

 

[suckonsimon]

Stand-up doggie against the settee
Back door entry is always so pretty
Her cheeks parted wide
He slipped right inside
While she stood on his toes doing footie

 

[Hornblende]

Her eyes opened wide with each thrust

 

[suckonsimon]

Her eyes opened wide with each thrust
His shaft full and ridged, fit to bust

 

[Hornblende]

Her eyes opened wide with each thrust
His shaft full and ridged, fit to bust
She was hot, wet and tight