Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[travelmate2002]

He was excited, there is no doubt
Seriously hoping for some in and out
but she was a tease
He wanted to please
he needed a smile and not a pout.

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this boy from Trent

 

[DropBear91]

There was this boy from Trent

Whose girl was tired and spent

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
Too much partying

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
but he wanted some

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
but he wanted some
So he called her mom

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
but he wanted some
so he called her mom
and the threesome was all he had dreamt.

 

[Penuche]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
Too much partying
Left her too hoarse to sing

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this boy from Trent
Whose girl was tired and spent
Too much partying
Left her too hoarse to sing
that in his plans put a dent.

 

[Penuche]

The village had only one whore

 

[travelmate2002]

The village had only one whore
In a day she would only service four

 

[suckonsimon]

The village had only one whore
In a day she would only service four
If a fifth rang her bell

 

[Penuche]

The village had only one whore
In a day she'd only service four
But that happy few

 

[travelmate2002]

The village had only one whore
In a day she would only service four
If a fifth rang her bell
she would scream and yell

 

[travelmate2002]

The village had only one whore
In a day she'd only service four
But that happy few
the ones she'd screw

 

[Penuche]

The village had only one whore
In a day she'd only service four
If a fifth rang her bell
she would scream and yell
"Gwan git, I'm loading my 12 bore!".

The village had only one whore
In a day she'd only service four
But that happy few
the ones who she'd screw
Walked oddly for sev'ral days more.

(edited to improve scansion)

 

[suckonsimon]

The village had only one whore
In a day she would only service four
If a fifth rang her bell
she would scream and yell
And then stamp the guy into the floor!

The village had only one whore
In a day she'd only service four
But that happy few
the ones she'd screw
had three hours each for a multiple score!

 

[travelmate2002]

Nothing like doubling your pleasure

 

[suckonsimon]

clever, Penuche! xx

 

[Penuche]

clever, Penuche! xx

Takes one to know one.

Nothing like doubling your pleasure
Be it with sex, or cocktail measures

 

[travelmate2002]

Nothing like doubling your pleasure
Be it with sex, or cocktail measures
do it with care

 

[Penuche]

Nothing like doubling your pleasure
Be it with sex, or cocktail measures
do it with care
innovate, if you dare

 

[travelmate2002]

Nothing like doubling your pleasure
Be it with sex, or cocktail measures
do it with care
innovate, if you dare
and it might just taste like nectar

 

[BurningMonkey]

He savored her nether delights

 

[Firecracker]

He savored her nether delights
Enjoying the wonderful sights,