Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Penuche]

He savored her nether delights
Enjoying the wonderful sights,
Of her swollen wet lips

 

[Hornblende]

He savored her nether delights
Enjoying the wonderful sights,
Of her swollen wet lips
And extraordinary nips

 

[Firecracker]

He savored her nether delights
Enjoying the wonderful sights,
Of her swollen wet lips
And extraordinary nips
It kept him delighted for nights

 

[BurningMonkey]

And when she was finally sated

 

[Firecracker]

And when she was finally sated
After he had patiently waited,

 

[BurningMonkey]

And when she was finally sated
After he had patiently waited,
She opened up wide

 

[Hornblende]

And when she was finally sated
After he had patiently waited,
She opened up wide
And took him inside

 

[DropBear91]

And when she was finally sated
After he had patiently waited,
She opened up wide
And took him inside
Then he said i love you

 

[thebeesknees]

lots of fast cars and girls by the score

 

[DropBear91]

lots of fast cars and girls by the score

they see me strutting out through the door

 

[BurningMonkey]

lots of fast cars and girls by the score
they see me strutting out through the door
their envious stares

 

[DropBear91]

lots of fast cars and girls by the score
they see me strutting out through the door
their envious stares

the guys giving me glares

 

[Firecracker]

lots of fast cars and girls by the score
they see me strutting out through the door
their envious stares
the guys giving me glares
you never know what might be in store

 

[Lia Monde]

Too many drinks made him tipsy

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
Said the sexy lady gypsy

 

[travelmate2002]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
Said the sexy lady gypsy
'Come here young man'

 

[Hornblende]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
He'd never realised he should sip, see?

 

[travelmate2002]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
He'd never realised he should sip, see?
Now he is a mess

 

[Firecracker]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
He'd never realised he should sip, see?
Now he is a mess
And he must confess

 

[BurningMonkey]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
He'd never realised he should sip, see?
Now he is a mess
And he must confess
That the world looks a little ellipse-y


Too many drinks made him tipsy
Said the sexy lady gypsy
'Come here young man'
"That is, if you can"

 

[Penuche]

Too many drinks made him tipsy
Said the sexy lady gypsy
'Come here young man
That is, if you can,
There'll be tongue on the end of your tip, see?'.

 

[Hornblende]

When choosing a partner for nookie

 

[Penuche]

When choosing a partner for nookie
You might judge them by their choice of cookie

 

[Hornblende]

When choosing a partner for nookie
You might judge them by their choice of cookie
Is chocolate-chip best?

 

[Penuche]

When choosing a partner for nookie
You might judge them by their choice of cookie
Is chocolate-chip best?
Or something with zest?