Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Penuche]

Whenever I try to watch porn
I find my responses are torn
On the one hand I'm hard
Yet I find I'm on guard
If one of the main actors yawns.

 

[Penuche]

The gurning is far from erotic

 

[thebeesknees]

The gurning is far from erotic
Some might even say it was toxic

 

[Penuche]

The gurning is far from erotic
Some might even say it was toxic
While I'm going down

 

[BurningMonkey]

The gurning is far from erotic
Some might even say it was toxic
While I'm going down
Don't mug like a clown

 

[Hornblende]

The gurning is far from erotic
Some might even say it was toxic
While I'm going down
Don't mug like a clown
Or I may find I'm getting sclerotic

 

[suckonsimon]

Pass me the dictionary will you?

 

[Penuche]

Pass me the dictionary will you?
For that grasp of English I'd kill you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pass me the dictionary will you?
Do many words I never knew!

 

[Penuche]

Pass me the dictionary will you?
For that grasp of English I'd kill you.
I'll take up with tutors


Pass me the dictionary will you?
Do many words I never knew!
Like felching and cwtch

 

[suckonsimon]

Pass me the dictionary will you?
For that grasp of English I'd kill you.
I'll take up with tutors
and write you long letters


Pass me the dictionary will you?
Do many words I never knew!
Like felching and cwtch
or to grunting I'll switch

 

[Penuche]

Pass me the dictionary will you?
For that grasp of English I'd kill you.
I'll take up with tutors
and write you long letters
Be warned: For my time, I will bill you.


Pass me the dictionary will you?
Do many words I never knew!
Like felching and cwtch
or to grunting I'll switch
and renounce my clunky clerihew.

 

[BurningMonkey]

She leaned over the reference desk

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She leaned over the reference desk
Her tits fell out of her low cut dress

 

[dearc]

She leaned over the reference desk
Her tits fell out of her low cut dress
The view was seen by all

 

[travelmate2002]

She leaned over the reference desk
Her tits fell out of her low cut dress
The view was seen by all
leading to a few catcalls

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She leaned over the reference desk
Her tits fell out of her low cut dress
The view was seen by all
leading to a few catcalls
And several took a caress

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Wide eyed and busy tailed she rose

 

[travelmate2002]

Wide eyed and busy tailed she rose
striking I tell you, quite a pose

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Wide eyed and busy tailed she rose
striking I tell you, quite a pose
She gave him a wink

 

[travelmate2002]

Wide eyed and busy tailed she rose
striking I tell you, quite a pose
She gave him a wink
Of her glorious pink
leaving him excited, I suppose.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He was excited, there is no doubt

 

[travelmate2002]

He was excited, there is no doubt
Seriously hoping for some in and out
but she was a tease

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He was excited, there is no doubt
Seriously hoping for some in and out
but she was a tease
He wanted to please

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He was excited, there is no doubt
Seriously hoping for some in and out
but she was a tease
wouldn't uncross her knees
So, all he could do was look and pout