Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew
He loved the taboo

(see what I did there?)
(I did!)

 

[37_ttej]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew
He loved the taboo
The 'happy ending' such a boon!

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew
His lust did renew
"Come, take me baby", she'd croon

 

[travelmate2002]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew
He loved the taboo
of using that new silver spoon!

 

[37_ttej]

He was born with it in his mouth

 

[travelmate2002]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south

 

[37_ttej]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south
Then pawned it for cash

 

[barefootgirl69]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south
His lady left town

 

[travelmate2002]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south
Then pawned it for cash
which was spent in a flash

 

[travelmate2002]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south
His lady left town
it made him frown

 

[thefishfryer]

He was born with it in his mouth
till his career began to move south
Then pawned it for cash
which was spent in a flash
On bottles of Gin and Vermouth

 

[thebeesknees]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair

 

[Penuche]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair
Stark naked apart from her hair

 

[thebeesknees]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair
Stark naked apart from her hair
she looked to be willing

 

[suckonsimon]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair
Stark naked apart from her hair
she looked to be willing
to take a good filling

 

[BurningMonkey]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair
Stark naked apart from her hair
she looked to be willing
to take a good filling
Alas! All I could do was stare

 

[Hornblende]

I saw a lady sitting who was tied to a chair
Stark naked apart from her hair
she looked to be willing
to take a good filling
Alas! All I could do was stare

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?
He said with the porn soundtrack blaring

 

[suckonsimon]

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?
He said with the porn soundtrack blaring
Those awful fake whimpers

 

[BurningMonkey]

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?
He said with the porn soundtrack blaring
Those awful fake whimpers
Just make me go limp-ers

 

[Hornblende]

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?
He said with the porn soundtrack blaring
Those awful fake whimpers
And fluffers and pimpers

 

[suckonsimon]

Dear Monkey-man, what's with just staring?
He said with the porn soundtrack blaring
Those awful fake whimpers
And fluffers and pimpers
Fuck, get hands-on and do it with daring!

 

[Penuche]

Whenever I try to watch porn

 

[suckonsimon]

Whenever I try to watch porn
I find my responses are torn

 

[BurningMonkey]

Whenever I try to watch porn
I find my responses are torn
On the one hand I'm hard

 

[suckonsimon]

Whenever I try to watch porn
I find my responses are torn
On the one hand I'm hard
Yet I find I'm on guard