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Elephants do it with trunks
Into water, many times dunks
Then they spurt like a geyser
('twill usually please her)
While the very earth shudders with thumps
 
There was a sweet girl from The Hague
Whose boyfriend was terribly vague
He thought he liked fucking
 
There was a sweet girl from The Hague
Whose boyfriend was terribly vague
He thought he liked fucking
But their dates he kept ducking
 
There was a sweet girl from The Hague
Whose boyfriend was terribly vague
He thought he liked fucking
Much better than sucking
 
There was a sweet girl from The Hague
Whose boyfriend was terribly vague
He thought he liked fucking
Much better than sucking
So he avoided mouths like the plague :eek:
 
There was a sweet girl from The Hague
Whose boyfriend was terribly vague
He thought he liked fucking
Much better than sucking
So he avoided mouths like the plague

His girl had desire for some oral
 
His girl had desire for some oral
And she wanted some cocks (note the plural!)
Three guys on a barge
 
His girl had desire for some oral
And she wanted some cocks (note the plural!)
Three guys on a barge
Impressively large
 
His girl had desire for some oral
And she wanted some cocks (note the plural!)
Three guys on a barge
(Two small and one large :eek:)
 
His girl had desire for some oral
And she wanted some cocks (note the plural!)
Three guys on a barge
Impressively large
Took her up on her impulse immoral
 
The foursome quickly got busy
So many positions she soon got dizzy
With one in each hand
 
The foursome quickly got busy
So many positions she soon got dizzy
With one in each hand
with the other face-fanned
 
The foursome quickly got busy
So many positions she soon got dizzy
With one in each hand
with the other face-fanned
She soon got covered in jizz-y.
 
The foursome quickly got busy
Champagne on their meat made it fizzy!
She licked and she sucked
Then got triple fucked
 
The foursome quickly got busy
Champagne on their meat made it fizzy!
She licked and she sucked
Then got triple fucked
But it only made her more frisky
 
They were spent but she wanted more
But I thought there were already four?
She said, I'll say what's enough
Give it to me rough
 
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