Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[texou]

Father I have a confession to make
I have a thirst that I just cannot slake
I don't need a glass
Just a tubular mass

 

[barefootgirl69]

Father I have a confession to make
I have a thirst that I just cannot slake
I don't need a glass
Just a tubular mass
I'm hoping it's not once again fake!

 

[texou]

He hadn't had sex in a week

 

[Penuche]

He hadn't had sex in a week
And so his resistance was weak

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He hadn't had sex in a week
And so his resistance was weak
It didn't take much

 

[texou]

He hadn't had sex in a week
And so his resistance was weak
It didn't take much
So on her first touch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He hadn't had sex in a week
And so his resistance was weak
It didn't take much
So on her first touch
He instantly sprang a huge leak

 

[37_ttej]

'Call the plumber!' she laughed out loud

 

[suckonsimon]

'Call the plumber!' she laughed out loud
Poor geyser, his virility cowed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'Call the plumber!' she laughed out loud
Poor geyser, his virility cowed
He had tried so hard

 

[suckonsimon]

'Call the plumber!' she laughed out loud
Poor geyser, his virility cowed
He had tried so hard
but he had an ace card

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

'Call the plumber!' she laughed out loud
Poor geyser, his virility cowed
He had tried so hard
but he had an ace card
Toss him a towel, to use as a shroud

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She went on a cruise vacation

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She went on a cruise vacation
Befriended a hung Jamacian
Paid him a few bucks

 

[Hornblende]

She went on a cruise vacation
Befriended a hung Jamacian
Paid him a few bucks
He was good for a few yucks
And he could rhyme 'beer can' and 'bacon'!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

lol, funny ^^


His accent really turned her on

 

[Hornblende]

His accent really turned her on
Her readiness just shone and shone,

 

[LizVegas79]

His accent really turned her on
Her readiness just shone and shone,
So she hiked up her dress

 

[Hornblende]

His accent really turned her on
Her readiness just shone and shone,
So she hiked up her dress
And poised for excess

 

[suckonsimon]

His accent really turned her on
Her readiness just shone and shone,
So she hiked up her dress
And poised for excess
And discovered that Geordies are never done

 

[Hornblende]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem (poised for small explosion!)

 

[suckonsimon]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem (poised for small explosion!)

If you'd ever heard a good joke in Sunderland I might just forgive you but, knowing you've not the question is inexcusable.

Here's me thowt you were me mara man!

 

[Hornblende]

If you'd ever heard a good joke in Sunderland I might just forgive you but, knowing you've not the question is inexcusable.

Here's me thowt you were me mara man!

...aaaand back to the Limericks!

 

[suckonsimon]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem (poised for small explosion!)

Heck it's a new limerick - I missed that!

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?

 

[Hornblende]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease