Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[suckonsimon]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of slease

 

[Hornblende]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of sleaze
With Mackems you just have to sack 'em (happy now, Simon?! )

 

[suckonsimon]

Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of sleaze
With Mackems you just have to sack 'em (happy now, Simon?! )

We're just watching Vera too. Appropriate!

 

[suckonsimon]

When the rhyme is location specific

 

[Hornblende]

When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific

 

[suckonsimon]

When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke

 

[Hornblende]

When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
'bout some poor Geordie bloke

 

[suckonsimon]

When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
'bout some poor Geordie bloke
Though 'e does a good job with his thick dick

 

[Hornblende]

When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
'bout some poor Geordie bloke
Though 'e does a good job with his thick dick

There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)

 

[Penuche]

There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try

 

[suckonsimon]

There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try
this well endowed guy

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try
this well endowed guy
So she tried from the back (not the front!)...

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young man from Leeds

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young man from Leeds
Best know for spreading his seeds

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a young man from Leeds
Best know for spreading his seeds
The girls throughout town

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young man from Leeds
Best know for spreading his seeds
The girls throughout town
liked when he went down

 

[Lia Monde]

The girl from Lit liked to role play

 

[Hornblende]

The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay

 

[travelmate2002]

The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear

 

[suckonsimon]

The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear

 

[37_ttej]

The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear
And let loose with a golden spray.

 

[Penuche]

The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear
but when he turned up, he was gay.

 

[Hornblende]

She wore her lace panties with pride

 

[suckonsimon]

She wore her lace panties with pride
Knowing well, down her legs they would slide