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Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of slease
 
Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of sleaze
With Mackems you just have to sack 'em (happy now, Simon?! :D)
 
Is Simon a Geordie or Mackem?
Has H got brains, or does he lack 'em?
He knows how to tease
with a smatter of sleaze
With Mackems you just have to sack 'em (happy now, Simon?! :D)

:D:D

We're just watching Vera too. Appropriate!
 
When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
 
When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
'bout some poor Geordie bloke :D
 
When the rhyme is location specific
It's best if the humour's terrific
Else it's all an in joke
'bout some poor Geordie bloke
Though 'e does a good job with his thick dick
 
There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
 
There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try
 
There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try
this well endowed guy
 
There was a young Lady (quite blunt!)
Who was blessed with a very tight cunt
She was eager to try
this well endowed guy
So she tried from the back (not the front!)...
 
There was a young man from Leeds
Best know for spreading his seeds
The girls throughout town
liked when he went down
 
The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
 
The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear
 
The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear
And let loose with a golden spray. :eek:
 
The girl from Lit liked to role play
In a chambermaid's costume she lay
hoping a valet would appear
she rolled over presenting her rear
but when he turned up, he was gay. :(
 
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